Hydrochloric acid tabs? I haven’t heard of those.
Works best when you pull the covers over your wife's/girlfriend's head.
I first started using them after hearing about them from John Parrillo back in the 90's.
"Dutch Oven 4 Life" :headbang::headbang:
Bahahaha. I've never heard that one!We used to call it "Covered Wagon".
Does it work well?
Elvia just blames his wiener dog, Flex, for his gas.
Finding out what disagrees with you or cutting back on the volume is more likely to solve the problems.
...or if you're like Johnjuanb1 you will increase your consumption of those foods to reinforce the amount of farts produced!
...or if you're like Johnjuanb1 you will increase your consumption of those foods to reinforce the amount of farts produced!
You definitely want good quantity and quality to your farts.
Sound volume is important to announce alpha status.
The true zen master can clear a room, and even induce vomiting with no sound at all.
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I bet you are a talented crop duster at places like the mall? In those cases you need to fly swift and silent.
The other day I was on the horizontal leg press and a super loud fart came out unexpectedly. Fuggggg! My gym is like the Playboy Mansion of fine pooneethee. I looked around and somehow there was only a guy nearby, which is super rare because girls use the leg equipment non stop. That would have been embarrassing even for me.
You gotta admit it's pretty damn funny to throw down a big SBD at the gym and see if any notices it tho lmao
LOL. Long time ago I did one in a bookstore, perfect place because of the rows of shelves and nobody can see you. Right after I did my trail of tears a family walked right through it. On the other side of the book shelf I could hear the different family members putting the blame on each other.
LOL. Long time ago I did one in a bookstore, perfect place because of the rows of shelves and nobody can see you. Right after I did my trail of tears a family walked right through it. On the other side of the book shelf I could hear the different family members putting the blame on each other.