OldFella please critique my cycle.

[alecaf]

Hi Just wanna lay out my cycle. Ive heard what you've said about many compounds and high dosages so i kept this in mind.
Week 1-105: 2 grams of Test a
Week 1-103: 1 gram of Deca
Week 1-103: 1 gram of EQ
Week 56-103: 500mg of Tren/eod
Week 56-103: 500mg of Primo/eod
Week 1- 56: Dbol, anadrol, and anavar (i hear its a great combo)
Week 56-103: Anavar, winstrol (oral), and halo

Just letting you know Im using Big A's principles for beginners as a guide here. I'm cutting out the anabolic two weeks before the test and then cutting the test over three weeks. The oral idecided, instead of 4 weeks on and 4 weeks off like big A stated, to just switch it with other orals every 56th week.
PCT: i will not do because that just for pussies
I also have npp and winstrol in hand, might add it in at the end or as pct.


BTW this is my first cycle ever.

 

[NWMUSCLE]

Dude only 105 weeks?
Haha PCT is for pussies! LOL

Can't wait to see Ole fellas response

 

[Bloodyshins]

The latest trend is NOT to rotate inj. spots. So Pick a delt and use it for 4 weeks straight. Every injection. Then the next 4 switch to the other Delt....etc.
All that hormone at one site REALLY increases the effectiveness.. Trust me..

 

[jimijimi]

Bro.

That's a killer cycle for a newbi, and no PCT's nice who cares
if you never get a hard on again LOL.

 

[pimpman]

That's a killer cycle for a newbi, and no PCT's nice who cares
if you never get a hard on again LOL.

HAHA who cares right

 

[alecaf]

The latest trend is NOT to rotate inj. spots. So Pick a delt and use it for 4 weeks straight. Every injection. Then the next 4 switch to the other Delt....etc.
All that hormone at one site REALLY increases the effectiveness.. Trust me..

Yeah i heard this is a perfect way to do it. also i hear, o ineject as much possible at once in one spot. 4 example 4grams of gear on each del would be great.

 

[alecaf]

That's a killer cycle for a newbi, and no PCT's nice who cares
if you never get a hard on again LOL.

I dont care about getting hard i just want to get as much size as possible in the shortest time ever, without having to go to the gym and eating that much!!!

 

[6.8SPC]

What is test a? I wish I could get my hands on some so I can finally weigh more than 150 lbs. at 6'4"! If I were you I would get rid of the anavar and throw in some methyltest or cheque drops with the dbol/drol. I hope you were kidding about the primo! I would add synovex at twelve carts per day instead, the extra estrogen will make you HUUUGE! Make sure you use the implant gun bro, brewing is also for pussies!

 

[Dad]

I think we shuold re-name this "Advice for ALL Beginners" and make it a Sticky!!!

 

[rotty]

Actually I heard from a friend of a friend that knows all the top pros and they are injecting directly into the heart now. Thats why they are getting so big and they also battle to the death when they aren't on stage and when the chop their opponents head off they gain their powers

 

[SVFootball]

im sorry rotty, you must be misinformed. they all shoot POWDERED growth hormone and IGF directly into their jugular. that way it goes directly into their blood stream and to their heads.

injecting directly into the heart is SO last year...i mean honestly. im obviously best friends with jay cutler, ronnie coleman, all the top pros. they let me know all of the newest bodybuilding fads...

damn guys

 

[alecaf]

im sorry rotty, you must be misinformed. they all shoot POWDERED growth hormone and IGF directly into their jugular. that way it goes directly into their blood stream and to their heads.

injecting directly into the heart is SO last year...i mean honestly. im obviously best friends with jay cutler, ronnie coleman, all the top pros. they let me know all of the newest bodybuilding fads...

damn guys

Yeah i heard about powdred GH and IGF into the jugular. I also heard, correct me if im wrong, that when it goes directly into the heart and brain it makes them stronger, ie. makes the heart stronger and work a lot better, while making you smarter because it enhances brain cell production? just what i heard.

 

[SVFootball]

Yeah i heard about powdred GH and IGF into the jugular. I also heard, correct me if im wrong, that when it goes directly into the heart and brain it makes them stronger, ie. makes the heart stronger and work a lot better, while making you smarter because it enhances brain cell production? just what i heard.

obviously...havent you ever heard athletes talk?! that's why they're so intelligent! now personally ive only injected the powder a couple of times, it only stings for a few hours. plus, i feel like a genius now. i finally figured out what "mentally challenged" means. i was wondering why those people always laughed when they called me that

but ill show them. in 2 more injections i should be up to 300 at about 3% BF with uncontrollable rage whoever said peptides dont give you rage is COMPLETELY WRONG! its great man...you should try it

 

[alecaf]

obviously...havent you ever heard athletes talk?! that's why they're so intelligent! now personally ive only injected the powder a couple of times, it only stings for a few hours. plus, i feel like a genius now. i finally figured out what "mentally challenged" means. i was wondering why those people always laughed when they called me that

but ill show them. in 2 more injections i should be up to 300 at about 3% BF with uncontrollable rage whoever said peptides dont give you rage is COMPLETELY WRONG! its great man...you should try it

Yeah i bro i get rage from roids 20 minutes before i take them...I dont even know how.

 

[mrsoul]

dude this cycle is not laid out right at all. forst the test dode is way too low and 105 weeks is not long enough. i would jump start with the d bol a bomb combo and run thes for 60 weeks. then add the winny, and try som halo in ther for the last 65 weeks. try to eat three times a day, lift a couple of times a week and you will get huge!!!

 

[phreak]

DOOD YER GONNA GET LIKE TOTALEE HUUUGE YOU'LL PROBLY GO PRO I'M TRYING TO DO THAT TOO SO I'LL GET THE SAME CAN ANYONE PM ME WITH A GOOD SOURCE?????!!!!!1111

THANX DOODZ!!!!111

 

[oldfella]

I am

LMFAO........................Dude.....you forgot the gh and slin at least 25iu's of gh every 6 hours and slin 5 times a day.........oh and don't forget thre fruit cake as in tons of the stuff, gh, slin and fruitcake............you will blow up like a house bro!! But I would bump up all your doses, at that rate you are going to take too long to grow, why wait 6 weeks when you can do it in 2!!!

HAHAHAHAHA...............this shit is funny! Are you sure you couldn't squeeze a couple of more compounds in that basket at chechk out time???

** This advice is for entertainment purposes only, under no circumstances should you take this seriously. ** But it is funny as hell!!

 

[SVFootball]

LMFAO........................Dude.....you forgot the gh and slin at least 25iu's of gh every 6 hours and slin 5 times a day.........oh and don't forget thre fruit cake as in tons of the stuff, gh, slin and fruitcake............you will blow up like a house bro!! But I would bump up all your doses, at that rate you are going to take too long to grow, why wait 6 weeks when you can do it in 2!!!

HAHAHAHAHA...............this shit is funny! Are you sure you couldn't squeeze a couple of more compounds in that basket at chechk out time???

** This advice is for entertainment purposes only, under no circumstances should you take this seriously. ** But it is funny as hell!!

25iu's?! oldfella...we might have to remove your featured member status. thats just dangerous!!!!

you cant use any less than 45iu's of each every hour or you arent maximizing your gains!! i thought someone with as much experience as you would know that....

fruit cake? come on man. fruit cake doesnt even come close to the health benefits of doughnuts. eat 6-8 for breakfast, skip lunch (eating really isnt that important), and grab some McDonald's for dinner (dont forget the McFlurry) and you'll be at 300lbs in contest shape in a couple weeks.

 

[oldfella]

25iu's?! oldfella...we might have to remove your featured member status. thats just dangerous!!!!

you cant use any less than 45iu's of each every hour or you arent maximizing your gains!! i thought someone with as much experience as you would know that....

fruit cake? come on man. fruit cake doesnt even come close to the health benefits of doughnuts. eat 6-8 for breakfast, skip lunch (eating really isnt that important), and grab some McDonald's for dinner (dont forget the McFlurry) and you'll be at 300lbs in contest shape in a couple weeks.

AHHHHHAAHAHAHA, you see, here's where you youngsters need to learn, fruit cake is higher on the gi than doughnuts and it has less fat. 25 iu's shot with your slin and then 1 lb of fruitcake 30 minutes later, you will see your muscle grow in front of the mirror. You youngsters crack me up with your knowitall bullshit!! try and see!!

 

[SVFootball]

AHHHHHAAHAHAHA, you see, here's where you youngsters need to learn, fruit cake is higher on the gi than doughnuts and it has less fat. 25 iu's shot with your slin and then 1 lb of fruitcake 30 minutes later, you will see your muscle grow in front of the mirror. You youngsters crack me up with your knowitall bullshit!! try and see!!

no way. im calling BS on your methods. fruit cake has FRUIT in it...something you should definitaly stay away from. its just not healthy...i figured you'd know that

my most recent endeavors have been 1mg each of IGF and GH in powder form directly into the jugular. im experiencing uncontrollable rage and my body is growing in front of my eyes! its amazing. but i did have some weird burning sensation in my neck and head for a few hours...but im sure it was nothing