Phil Hernon's Incredible Feat...David Blaine couldn't even top this

[JBearce]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=974919116

This is just the first 20 seconds...Phil plans on standing here for 7 days straight. As you can tell, he is already feeling the burn. We'll keep you updated.

 

[db006]

yous are whacked!!!!!

 

[PHIL HERNON]

MESSAGE FROM PHIL.

HI GUYS, THIS IS MY FIRST DAY DOING THIS. I PLAN TO SPEND 1000 HOURS STRAIGHT WITH THIS BAR ON MY BACK. THE FIRST 1/2 HOUR SEEMS TO BE GOING BY OK, MY FRIEND WILL TYPE WHAT I AM SAYING FOR YOU GUYS. PRAY FOR ME. DAVID BLAINE AINT SHIT!

 

[PHIL HERNON]

ANOTHER MESSAGE

PHIL WILL BE ON VIDEO EVERY 24 HOURS OR SO , SO YOU CAN SEE THE UPDATES OF THIS HISTORIC, MIND BOGGLING, STUPIFYING EVENT.

 

[SZona]

Amazing

Dude....you are going to pull so many chicks with this! Very impressive!

SZ

 

[PHIL HERNON]

MESSAGE FROM PHIL

Dude....you are going to pull so many chicks with this! Very impressive!

SZ

DUDE, HE IS NOT DOING THIS FOR THE CHICKS.IT IS FOR HIS MIND CONTROL. THEN, IF THE CHICKS DIG THAT, HE IS GOLDEN.

 

[SZona]

Sorry....

DUDE, HE IS NOT DOING THIS FOR THE CHICKS.IT IS FOR HIS MIND CONTROL. THEN, IF THE CHICKS DIG THAT, HE IS GOLDEN.

I should have known! Hang in there buddy, its all in the mind!

SZ

 

[ChisledFat]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=974919116

This is just the first 20 seconds...Phil plans on standing here for 7 days straight. As you can tell, he is already feeling the burn. We'll keep you updated.

That was quite hilarious Need more of this stuff!

 

[PHIL HERNON]

MESSAGE FROM PHIL

HE WANTS TO THANK HIS EX WIFE FOR HELPING HIM LOSE 16 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS TO GET LEAN DOWN TO 254 FOR THIS EVENT. WHEN SHE LEFT HIM FOR THAT SLIMEBALLFATCANIVINGSONOVABIATCHFATASSREDHEADMOTHERFUKEINASSKISSINPSYCHOANALYTICBASTARD, HE DIDNT EAT FOR 14 DAYS, JUST LIKE DAVID BLAINE DID TO PREPARE FOR HIS UNDERWATER STUNT.

 

[BigBoyJ]

I once knew a SLIMEBALLFATCANIVINGSONOVABIATCHFATASSREDHEADMOTHE RFUKEINASSKISSINPSYCHOANALYTICBASTARD. Man I hated that dude.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

I've actually been referred to as a SLIMEBALLFATCANIVINGSONOVABIATCHFATASSREDHEADMOTHERFUKEINASSKISSINPSYCHOANALYTICBASTARD on several occasions... and I don't even have red hair! Seriously that was some funny stuff... I needed that laugh let me tell you.

 

[db006]

this is too funny......

is there any room for an i hate vander comment on this thread??

glad were getting back to some shits and giggles.

 

[littlemack]

Shout out to Phil from littlemack. I think Phil is the most intense dude I've ever seen! Stay with it Phil! BEST WISHES! MAN. YOU'VE GOT ME TALKING LIKE THIS NOW! Can you eat or go to the bathroom? Load up on glutamine.
Cheers!
-Mack

 

[PHIL HERNON]

MESSAGE FROM PHIL

Shout out to Phil from littlemack. I think Phil is the most intense dude I've ever seen! Stay with it Phil! BEST WISHES! MAN. YOU'VE GOT ME TALKING LIKE THIS NOW! Can you eat or go to the bathroom? Load up on glutamine.
Cheers!
-Mack

YES, HE WILL HAVE ASSISTANCE RELIEVING HIMSELF, YOU WILL SEE. WE WONT LEAVE ANYTHING OUT, IT IS ALL ACCESS BABY! JUST LIKE A GLASS BUBBLE IN TIMES SQUARE, BUT DIFFERENT.

 

[littlemack]

p.s. YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE MOST INTENSE GUY ON VACATION THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!!! WOW!
Ha. Keep Smiling!
-Mack

 

[TooPowerful4u]

Is this a joke i cant tell? (but as you all can tell im quite gullible sometimes so i dunno what to think of it).

 

[BrooklynBB]

Is this a joke i cant tell? (but as you all can tell im quite gullible sometimes so i dunno what to think of it).

You gotta be joking.. LOL

Hey Phil, nice move scratching the itch on your eye ... HAHAH.. AND STILL THE BAR WAS ON YOUR BACK! WOW!!

 

[tbonus]

That is great!!!

 

[Kahn]

How about a description for those of us that don't see shit? Myspace sucks dick. Fuck adobe.

 

[Vander_V]

Funny shit man

Few questions.

Will you be shitting on the floor or into a bag or just in yo pants?

About eating, Is your buddy going to feed you with large wooden spoon?

I guess sleeping is outta the question?

I guess you could still bang out some chick Dg style?

Well best of luck with this one.