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Something that may make you laugh, but not ME!

Jimbo

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Dame it. I was at the gym today and I got ready to do my 1 all out set of deadlifts. Got down, picked up the weight, 0 problems. I was going up and down like a piston so smooth. As I got the 7 rep I farted so loud it broke my friggin concentraion and I dropped the weight! Same shit happend on the T-bar and cable pulldowns. I had so much gas today it was gross!
 

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Ha ha haaaaaaa

Been there Jimbo. Only thing I ever worry about is "did I just shit my pants????" I have no idea how, during an all out set,your body has control over your ass.Seems to me we should all be shitting our fucking pants off:D
 

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We have all been there! Leg press and seated rows/TBars are worst culprits. Once the blast has forced its way out-thats it. Set over!
 

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Yea bro - it's serious shit when it happens (you're not laughing, just trying to rectify the situation - LOL). But one of those things we can "look back on" and laugh our ass off :D

xcel
 

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me, ive been there recently during every rep of hang cleans, but none of u can compare to my friend who years ago shit his own pants during a wrestling match
 

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I've done some pretty damn embaressing stuff in my life, but I got to admit your wrestling friend is right up there. There may be some things worse than that, but that has to be in the top 10!
 

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I cleared out one complete half of my gym. My wife was on a stairmaster on the other side of the gym and came over and scolded me. LOL:p
 

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Jollymon said:
I cleared out one complete half of my gym.
Been there - done that. But those are the "sneakers" not the POPPERS! LOL :D

xcel
 

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LOL thats some funny shit. I haven't done it yet. but my bro's do all the time. I guess the clocks tickin untill I make an ass of myself!
good luck and be safe...

bigger...
 

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DOne it before, will do it again. I have also shit my draws a few times. It sucks, stopping a workout to wipe.
 

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This thread reminds me of a saying that a workout partner told me YEARS ago: If you're not belchin' or fartin', you're not workin' hard enough! :p

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fart

I have done it several times. It doesnt really bother me, but the guys training behind me do. :)

But one bloke had something positive to say to me, he said, "Dont worry about it mate, when your farting, it means your body is anabolic."

Weather its true or not, who cares, so I prompty farted my way through the rest of the workout.

BBZ
 

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diverz said:
Can you jokers take a dump before working out? :D
Thats my daily workout routine.
Dump first. Then train! :p
 

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MY COUSIN DID THAT DOING DEADS IN FRONT OF ......

A BUNCH OF NICE LOOKING GIRLS VOLLEYBALL AND BASKETBALL PLAYERS AT A DIVISION 1 SCHOOL WHILE WE WERE AT COLLEGE.
WE WERE DOING DEADS AND HE WAS HAD 500LBS ON THE BAR, SOME OF THE GIRLS WERE GATHERED AROUND AND WERE IMPRESSED. MY COUSIN IS A GOOD LOOKING DUDE, HAD A FLAT TOP HAIR CUT GELLED UP AND ALL....ANYWAY IT GOT REAL QUIET AS HE APPROACHED THE BAR. FIRST REP....BIG FART....SECOND REP ANOTHER FART....MY COUSINS FACE WAS BEAT RED AND SOME OF THE GIRLS TURNED THEIR HEADS TO LAUGH....LONGSTORY SHORT....HE DID FIVE REPS COMPLETE WITH A FART FOR EACH EFFORT. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I FELL ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLED AROUND. HE WAS HORRIBLY EMBARRASSED. IT WAS AWEFUL.:D
 

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Re: MY COUSIN DID THAT DOING DEADS IN FRONT OF ......

JETHRO TULL said:
HE DID FIVE REPS COMPLETE WITH A FART FOR EACH EFFORT. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I FELL ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLED AROUND. HE WAS HORRIBLY EMBARRASSED. IT WAS AWEFUL.:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D

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