Superman vs The Hulk!

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

I've seen a lot of guys with "Hulk" avatars around. Don't you guys know that Superman could kick the Hulks ass in under a minute? I mean, unless the Hulk decided to be a bitch and hide kryptonite in his underwear, Superman would waste him. Sure the Hulk can throw a tank a couple of miles, but Superman can move planets. Superman can fly into a comet and smash it with his fists before it hits the Earth. He can fly the speed of light, shoots lazers from his eyes, blows an artic wind, has unlimited strength and also has telekinesis. The Hulk on the other hand just gets a bigger and stronger the more pissed he gets, but even at his biggest and strongest he would be Superman's bitch.

This is my contribution for the day.

Trulyhuge · Feb 19, 2005

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

Trulyhuge said:

What, does the truth hurt? Or, are you trying to imply with your post that this is a stupid thing to post on a bodybuilding message board? What...you think I don't know bodybuilding? Well, I personally don't know of any two more accomplished power athletes than Superman, or the Hulk. Or maybe you're thinking that the two don't really exist, so why bother.

Who cares, man? It's a topic for debate. Yes I know they aren't real, but if they WERE Superman would kick his ass.

Lean back and take a deep breath, TrulyHuge. It's ok to use your imagination sometimes.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, The Hulk is Superman's whore.

bigbaldbulldog · Feb 19, 2005

feelnfit · Feb 19, 2005

what about daredevil? he had more life-like skills.

TooPowerful4u · Feb 19, 2005

The hulk would get more ladies if he wasnt green cuase hes jacked lol. Hed also win a bodybuilding competition. Flying is cheating, on the ground Hulk would ruin him. Hulk rules, superman became paralyzed and died lol (that was wrong of me )

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

No, no, no. Superman would still kill him in a ground fight. Remember, Superman is completely indestructable as long as there's no kryptonite involved. Superman could put his fists straight through the Hulk and tear out his ugly green heart. Even if Superman just stood there and let the Hulk pound him, so what? If he can take a hit from a comet, he can take a hit from the Hulk.

TooPowerful4u · Feb 19, 2005

No no no. Not indestructable. Did you see those 3 people whoop his ass in part 3. Then the ONE guy whooped his ass BAD in part 4. he coulda went down and finnished him but he didnt, he left it alone. I say hulk in 3 rounds by ripping supermans limbs off lol. Plus hulk is 10 feet tall and outweighs him by like a ton and superman is just average size.

Tman2002 · Feb 19, 2005

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last time I saw superman he was in a wheelchair, mean while the hulk was charging children 20 bucks for an autograph.

Snarf · Feb 19, 2005

After reading all this, I just realized Spiderman is a PUSSY.

haze324 · Feb 19, 2005

....Flash would run circles around them and kick them in the ballz!

Tom · Feb 19, 2005

The real superman....

The DC comics Superman is without a doubt everything BBJ says he is. The Hulk would be a memory in seconds. However the movie Superman was pussified by the writers. All these years later I am still disappointed as to how wimpy Christopher Reeve potrayed the man of steel. There is no villian in the universe that can withstand the original DC comics Superman. But BBJ in the middle of an anything goes diet regimen bulking cycle would be a formidible intestinal force to reckon with!!!

tarbaby2000 · Feb 19, 2005

You should poll this. I have to go with superman here. He is average size, but he's pretty tall and from another planet, though Hulk is a mutant of sorts. I think maybe the gray Hulk would have a better chance, but Superman would probably beat the green one. I dont really know if you could rip supermans arms off even if you tried. Spiderman, flash and daredevil would get their ass kicked by either hulk or superman though.
Superman is hard to beat really. I mean the only thing that can technically kill him is kryptonite and horses. THat narrows it down for me alot.

Trulyhuge · Feb 19, 2005

WTF? Take a deep breathe? Bro, chill! Didn't know this stuff was so deep in your heart. Superman would wipe his ass alright!

TH

Vander_V · Feb 19, 2005

Ok the Hulk with krptonite shoved up his ass would ruin Superboy thats for sure ,, thing is how the hell is the Hulk gonna get to the planet Krpton?? hmmm?

Johan · Feb 19, 2005

Doesnt the hulk have the ability to be as strong as he has to be in order to beat any foe

damn did I used to have this debate with my friends in school. I said superman would just drag the hulk into space and let the mofo choke to death. But they claimed the hulk would crush superman like a fly

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

haze324 said:
....Flash would run circles around them and kick them in the ballz!

Superman can fly as fast as Flash can run, so it wouldn't matter. Plus flash would be nothing more than a speedy piss ant to superman.

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

Tom said:
The DC comics Superman is without a doubt everything BBJ says he is. The Hulk would be a memory in seconds. However the movie Superman was pussified by the writers. All these years later I am still disappointed as to how wimpy Christopher Reeve potrayed the man of steel. There is no villian in the universe that can withstand the original DC comics Superman. But BBJ in the middle of an anything goes diet regimen bulking cycle would be a formidible intestinal force to reckon with!!!

Exactly, Tom. Leave the whole stupid ass movie chain out of it. I'm talking about the REAL DC Comics Superman. NOTHING can beat that. As for me on a bulking cycle against Superman, I'd definitely cheat and have the kryptonite in my ass like Vander said.

BigBoyJ · Feb 19, 2005

Vander_V said:
Ok the Hulk with krptonite shoved up his ass would ruin Superboy thats for sure ,, thing is how the hell is the Hulk gonna get to the planet Krpton?? hmmm?

Why would the hulk have to go to Krypton? Superman lives on Earth...in Kansas actually.