This 52 YO Had A Good Day

xcelbeyond · Oct 30, 2005

Being a small (read short) guy, it's a bear finding clothes that fit. I was wearing the T-shirt that I like which fits loose - this means it also goes down to my knees and over the elbows. So I just rolled up the sleeves. I though it made me look small since it was baggy - esp my arms.

I went with my wife up to the big town today (Phil knows where it is

). She had a class in the Beaumont District which is kinda upscale, earthy/granoly setting part of town. When I picked up her up from her class, we were walking to the car past this guy who loudly bursts out "HEY, HUGE GUNS!" I shouldn't pre-judge anyone, but I just thought he was gay - but why try a pickup line when a woman is with you?!? So - I didn't really think much about it.

We went from there to Red Lobster for all-you-can-eat shrimp!! Our waiter comes over to me and first thing he says is "DAMN - You got some huge GUNS!." Now you've gotta understand how naive my wife is. She gives him this strange look and says that he's the second guy to say that today. The waiter says "Well look at the size of his arms!" My wife say "OH, I thought that other guy was commenting about the size of my water bottle."

Yea, I gave him big tip - he made my day

Big A · Oct 30, 2005

flexmaster · Oct 30, 2005

xcelbeyond said:
Being a small (read short) guy, it's a bear finding clothes that fit. I was wearing the T-shirt that I like which fits loose - this means it also goes down to my knees and over the elbows. So I just rolled up the sleeves. I though it made me look small since it was baggy - esp my arms.

I went with my wife up to the big town today (Phil knows where it is ). She had a class in the Beaumont District which is kinda upscale, earthy/granoly setting part of town. When I picked up her up from her class, we were walking to the car past this guy who loudly bursts out "HEY, HUGE GUNS!" I shouldn't pre-judge anyone, but I just thought he was gay - but why try a pickup line when a woman is with you?!? So - I didn't really think much about it.

We went from there to Red Lobster for all-you-can-eat shrimp!! Our waiter comes over to me and first thing he says is "DAMN - You got some huge GUNS!." Now you've gotta understand how naive my wife is. She gives him this strange look and says that he's the second guy to say that today. The waiter says "Well look at the size of his arms!" My wife say "OH, I thought that other guy was commenting about the size of my water bottle."

Yea, I gave him big tip - he made my day

if you've got it flaunt it! LOL

Mr Pickles · Oct 30, 2005

her water bottle?? what the hell???

great for you though

BigBoyJ · Oct 30, 2005

That's good, Excel. I went to Chili's today to eat. There was a table of about 12 girls sitting behind me. I had to pee so I got up and headed for the bathroom. When I walked by one of the girls said to the other girls "Oh my gosh, did you see that monster?". It made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Knowing I can scare teenage girls just with my presence lets me know I'm doing something right.

rAJJIN · Oct 30, 2005

Hahaha.. Always feels good to here things like that.

I tell ya whats funny is have your wife/GF whoever
walk thru place just behind you a bit and they here some funny stuff

usually thats when people will comment...rite after you walk by...lol
sometimed here some funny stuff. Im just alittle guy..Im sure you 300lb`ers
Realy here it.

BIGKIWI · Oct 30, 2005

Good on you Xcel It deffinately would make you feel like you have been training hard and acheiving something

patk · Oct 30, 2005

That's awesom bro! But, seriously her water bottle??????? What the heck

patk

TooPowerful4u · Oct 30, 2005

lol i remember this past summer in Pittsburgh at Collegiate nationals with my friend mo, after the show the next day on the way home, were at Mcdonalds. I had a cutoff on and some guy goes damn u got some guns. Now Me n Mo know i aint got no guns lol, they wree probably my worst bodypart at that point, so we just busted out laughin.

Crowler · Oct 30, 2005

HA Excell that had to feel pretty damn nice.

BTW did you know most waiters at Red Lobster are gay lol j/k

It probably made it double cool since 2 people made the comment the same day right in front of your wife.

CROWLER

preist943 · Oct 30, 2005

xcelbeyond said:
Being a small (read short) guy, it's a bear finding clothes that fit. I was wearing the T-shirt that I like which fits loose - this means it also goes down to my knees and over the elbows. So I just rolled up the sleeves. I though it made me look small since it was baggy - esp my arms.

I went with my wife up to the big town today (Phil knows where it is ). She had a class in the Beaumont District which is kinda upscale, earthy/granoly setting part of town. When I picked up her up from her class, we were walking to the car past this guy who loudly bursts out "HEY, HUGE GUNS!" I shouldn't pre-judge anyone, but I just thought he was gay - but why try a pickup line when a woman is with you?!? So - I didn't really think much about it.

We went from there to Red Lobster for all-you-can-eat shrimp!! Our waiter comes over to me and first thing he says is "DAMN - You got some huge GUNS!." Now you've gotta understand how naive my wife is. She gives him this strange look and says that he's the second guy to say that today. The waiter says "Well look at the size of his arms!" My wife say "OH, I thought that other guy was commenting about the size of my water bottle."

Yea, I gave him big tip - he made my day

great job ! I bet you felt like going home and training arms all day lol

it sure is cool when people say stuff like that but hey thats one reason most people do workout attn whores lol

SDMan · Oct 30, 2005

Yeah, I hear that stuff all the time. Then my alarm goes off. Damn. Good for you, Ex. Hope we all can keep at it at 52, and beyond.

bigbaldbulldog · Oct 30, 2005

I guess that is better then hearing "Nice Gun"..unless it is your wife..

How about a pic of those pipes bro..?

simon birch · Oct 30, 2005

Thats good shit. Good to hear that a 52 YO still has it going on. keep up the work on those guns!

MikeS · Oct 31, 2005

Kick ass Xcel. Although it was guys, if they say it the girls around are at least 'thinking it'! Yes that all you can eat shrimp kicks ass.
BBJ the saying (beavis and Butthead) is:
The only thing better than getting girls is scaring girls!

xcelbeyond · Oct 31, 2005

MikeS said:
Kick ass Xcel. Although it was guys, if they say it the girls around are at least 'thinking it'! Yes that all you can eat shrimp kicks ass.
BBJ the saying (beavis and Butthead) is:
The only thing better than getting girls is scaring girls!

Thanks for all the replies guys!

I SWEAR, when I was at Red Lobster, this little waitress (the tall gals seem to ignore me

) was staring so hard at my chest I thought she was going to run into me