Almost out of necessity. If I don't I can't focus because of all the fine ass latinas I'm surrounded by at my gym.
Faps, that's an awful name for it, as if masturbation wasn't a bad enough term, almost pejorative. It's the equivalent of calling a pussy a vagina, a word I've all but stricken from my vocabulary, unless it's necessary in context, as in the above. When Oprah coined and popularized va jay jay I almost gave up sex altogether; mnemonic device can be a bitch sometimes if you know what I'm sayin'. What a fuckin' boner killer.