Why parents drink....hahaha

[7_Deadly_Sins]

Got this from another forum. Really funny.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'
> >
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and
read the letter.
> >
Dear Dad:
> >
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
mom and you. I have
been finding real passion with Karon and she is so nice.
But I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than
I am. But it's
not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Karon said
that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Karon has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live
nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Karon can get better.
> >
She deserves it.
> >
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Some day I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your
grandchildren.
> >
Love, Your Son John
> >
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
> >
I love you.
> >
Call me when it's safe to come home.

 

[IRON37]

LOL thats great

 

[DicedSix]

LOL that is really funny.

If that was my son, I can't even see myself punishing him for his report card when he can be so creative with the note.

Good find.

 

[PlateStacker45]

Last time I read this, I nearly fell off my dinosaur!
Twas funny tho...

 

[kingpeon]

Last time I read this, I nearly fell off my dinosaur!
Twas funny tho...

Ha ha ha, I was just thinking the same thing about your Shakeweight thread!

 

[jp18224]

LMAO

I like that one.

JP.

 

[aeliop]

True Story

Got this from another forum. Really funny.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'
> >
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and
read the letter.
> >
Dear Dad:
> >
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
mom and you. I have
been finding real passion with Karon and she is so nice.
But I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than
I am. But it's
not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Karon said
that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Karon has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live
nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Karon can get better.
> >
She deserves it.
> >
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Some day I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your
grandchildren.
> >
Love, Your Son John
> >
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card
that's in my center desk drawer.
> >
I love you.
> >
Call me when it's safe to come home.

I knew a kid back in Junior High who did something like that. He knew he was going to get an F on his report card. Report cards were coming out on Friday, that morning he got up earlier then usual for school. He packed a bag, wrote a "I am running away from home note" left it on his bed, and left before his parents awoke. His parents woke up and read the note and panicked, when he didn't show up at school they went into cardiac arrest. When they realized his hunting knife was gone they called the cops.

He had told me of his plan but I really didn't think much of it. About 10 AM when the cops came and pulled me out of class I knew he had gone through with it. He really layed it on thick with his note because the cops took me down to the principals office and his parents were there sobbing and crying. Till this day I will never forget the cop's opening question in front of his parents, the dean of boys, the principal, "No bullshit now boy, where the fuck is he" I really didn't know but I suggested they search the wooded area behind their house. It seems that between checking all the airports, bus stations, and hospitals, they forgot to seach behind their own house. When they did the found him sitting there, a little cold, a little wet, perfectly fine about 1/4 of a mile behind the house. His parents were so happy to see him alive that they never mentioned his bad report card.

 

[marilyn]

thats was so bad, but so funny..it made me laught out loud for real.....a bit scary...don't know how I would handle that

 

[chrishog]

Very funny. If one of my boys did that I would hace to forgive them for a bad report card.

 

[kscowboy]

That was awesome!!!!!!

 

[Stump]

LMAO!!

 

[joeoak]

scary to think my son is only a few years away from being a teenager... but EFF that was funny!

 

[Big_Ed]

Haha, that's how you get out of a bad report card!