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my girlfriend angelica made this list, funny shit.
You know your man's a true bodybuilder if:
Your refrigerator is nothing but chicken, broccoli, sugar free crystal light , gh, igf and slin.
His idea of a good workout is puking between sets.
His answer to everything is: It's not my fault. Blame it on the carbs.
His back is only clean when you wash it yourself.
You actually have fighting power with, "Oh yeah, well I just won't cook for your anymore…"
He rubs off and you start saying things like, "I avoid oranges for their high glycemic index," while everyone think you're insane.
Your biggest fight is over who should have priority access to the bathroom mirror.
Your second biggest fight is when you don't feel like going to his favorite cheat meal restaurant.
Every time a contest comes up he reminds you [every other day] that Flex Wheeler didn't even do cardio, "He just had lots of sex!"
His topics of conversation are begun with questions like: If you could have any fast food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
While everyone is talking about immigration he's still pissed about Jay being robbed at the Olympia.
Instead of drooling over you, Key Lime Pie truly makes him salivate.
He steals your razors, not the other way around.
He'll look long and deep into your eyes for a long time and ask you, "Does it look like I'm holding water?"
His way of telling you he likes a new song is, "Should I use this for my routine?"
While dieting he randomly, seriously asks: Did you just say Wendy's?
You know your man's a true bodybuilder if:
Your refrigerator is nothing but chicken, broccoli, sugar free crystal light , gh, igf and slin.
His idea of a good workout is puking between sets.
His answer to everything is: It's not my fault. Blame it on the carbs.
His back is only clean when you wash it yourself.
You actually have fighting power with, "Oh yeah, well I just won't cook for your anymore…"
He rubs off and you start saying things like, "I avoid oranges for their high glycemic index," while everyone think you're insane.
Your biggest fight is over who should have priority access to the bathroom mirror.
Your second biggest fight is when you don't feel like going to his favorite cheat meal restaurant.
Every time a contest comes up he reminds you [every other day] that Flex Wheeler didn't even do cardio, "He just had lots of sex!"
His topics of conversation are begun with questions like: If you could have any fast food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
While everyone is talking about immigration he's still pissed about Jay being robbed at the Olympia.
Instead of drooling over you, Key Lime Pie truly makes him salivate.
He steals your razors, not the other way around.
He'll look long and deep into your eyes for a long time and ask you, "Does it look like I'm holding water?"
His way of telling you he likes a new song is, "Should I use this for my routine?"
While dieting he randomly, seriously asks: Did you just say Wendy's?
