Aint' this some shit...

bigbadasian · Apr 9, 2004

|--[\\\]>--------- My gf baught a little puppy few mths back, chiauaua (sp)....it's a fucking monster...thing chews on EVEVERTHING! so couple mths back i baught her a pet taxi, basically everytime we left, she chewed s'thing up, now we lock her up. well this morning i had to run to the grocery store real quick and she was sleeping in my bed, so i didn't think anything of it, i came home to the biggest surprise! She had climbed up on my computer desk and got a hold of an envelope that i was sending out with $160 in it. that's right, i came home to a $100 bil shredded in half and some 20's in pieces! going to the bank tomarrow...hopefully they can change them out for new ones! god i hate dogs right now!

BrooklynJuice · Apr 9, 2004

now thats fucking odd whats the chances of reading about this on a bodybuilding board and the same fucking thing happened to me today!

I came home and I find chewed up 5's ans twenty's on my living room floor. I got 3 dogs but I know who the fucl it was, but you cant do shit unless you catch them in the act or they'll never understand.

weight77 · Apr 9, 2004

Man this really kills me. I have a bunch of friends that have fucking dogs that chew up everything. Nothing annoys me more than having my shit messed up. The moment you take your shoes off it goes straight for them. I don't know how you are staying so calm. I would have ripped that dogs head off. well maybe not, I love (trained) dogs.

gooey · Apr 9, 2004

oh hai !!!

aw I ruv doggy, dey taste rearry good in stir fry. I rike to carr it mongorian canine fung choo.

"deck da harrs with.......... fraw ra ra ra ra ra. ra ra ra ra.

hahahahhahhahahah

gooey

jawbreakerkid · Apr 9, 2004

LMAO

That dog must live in fear that one day that slanty eyed freak might just throw on a bib and attack. Poor dog, it's not right what your people do to them.

getbig27 · Apr 9, 2004

what kind of dogs do you guys have? forget money ..i can leave my steak and veges out on the table where the dog can easily walk over and start eating and he knows better. i do the same thing everyday....make my steak put it out on the table to cool, go take a shower and when i get back that food is right there and that yellow lab is sitting in his bed. if i ever had that shit happen i would throw his ass out the door!!!

BrooklynJuice · Apr 9, 2004

Rottie, Chocolate lab, golden retriever. The 1st two are mine and I can bring them to Flatbush Ave tell them to sit n stay go shopping and they'll be right there when I come out. The other was the ex's and she obviously let him do whatever the fuck he wanted.

jawbreakerkid · Apr 9, 2004

I have a west highland white terrier named Winny. She's 23lbs of fury!

bigbadasian · Apr 9, 2004

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jawbreakerkid said:
I have a west highland white terrier named Winny. She's 23lbs of fury!

|--[\\\\]>---------- 23 lbs and furry...hmmmm.....i smell lunch

jawbreakerkid · Apr 9, 2004

I said FURY, not furry, you damn asians have a one track mind!

BrooklynJuice · Apr 9, 2004

bigbadasian · Apr 9, 2004

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|--[\\\]>--------- You said dog and i got all crazy and hungry...sorry...LOL!

mark mcgwire · Apr 9, 2004

bigbadasian said:
going to the bank tomarrow...hopefully they can change them out for new ones! god i hate dogs right now!

BBA you shouldn't have any problems exchanging those bills as long as you have the pieces. I believe the serial numbers are important.

Steak Helmet · Apr 9, 2004

Is the dog worth 160.00??? If not kill the little shit

NOt too sure your woman would like that too much, but hey there are 60 million dogs in this world no need to put up with the little asshole.

jawbreakerkid · Apr 9, 2004

seriously though, she's a puppy, they get over that shit. Winny used to chew stuff up, but now we leave her alone all day while we're at work and she just sleeps and barks at rabbitts in my backyard.

On another note, you may hve two of the wimpiest dogs known to man, first a rat terrrier and now a chihuaha...LOL...you don't seem so big and bad to me (excpet for that huge dong, right gooey?)

bigbadasian · Apr 9, 2004

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|--[\\\]>--------- Yeah, just got back from the bank...took the girl 30 mins to piece them all together, and get this NOT ONE tiny piece was missing!!!!!!!!! got the money back. yeah, both cases, females made the decision on the dogs, my Rat terrier my mom picked out and the chiauaua my gf picked out...that's it, i'm getting a fucking Mastif!!!!!!!!

ps. JBK--what's dong? i'm telling gooey

gooey · Apr 9, 2004

ummmm!!!!

is it tougher to eat dog with chop stix than other fine meats. eat on my yellow people, eat on.

chubby and gooey

edge250 · Apr 9, 2004

one of my labs got on my desk and tore the cap of a freshly made 50ml bottle of 200mg masteron. it left a real nice stain in my carpet.

Armageddon · Apr 10, 2004

My pit is about 5 1/2 months old and she used to chew shit, mainly the FUCKING couch! But she's that, took a minute but it worked. You can use hot sauce on anyhting. Ha ha But she found some new toys. She was in the closet a few weeks ago digging around and I didn't think much of it. I look around the corner and she's chewing on a tire iron. And about twenty minutes later she comes running around the corner with a fucking bowling pin in her mouth. She's just under a 1/2 year and is already acting nuts. Had her a few days ago, felt kind of bad about it though. Until what she did yesterday. My roomate and his ex were out together cause she was car shopping and wanted his opinion. They were driving around in a convertable and the dog was loving it I guess, stopped at the pet store and he went in to get her some food. She wasn't paying attention and shebah jumped out of the car and was running around this strip mall. By the time Jen noticed the dog had somehow got into the front door of the bowling alley. She went chasing after her. As Jen got into the bowling alley shebah was running down one of the lanes after the bowling pins! No one would go near her cause she was a pit and they were flipping out. I couldn't believe what they told me when I got home. Gotta love those dogs

bigbadasian · Apr 10, 2004

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Armageddon said:
My pit is about 5 1/2 months old and she used to chew shit, mainly the FUCKING couch! But she's that, took a minute but it worked. You can use hot sauce on anyhting. Ha ha But she found some new toys. She was in the closet a few weeks ago digging around and I didn't think much of it. I look around the corner and she's chewing on a tire iron. And about twenty minutes later she comes running around the corner with a fucking bowling pin in her mouth. She's just under a 1/2 year and is already acting nuts. Had her a few days ago, felt kind of bad about it though. Until what she did yesterday. My roomate and his ex were out together cause she was car shopping and wanted his opinion. They were driving around in a convertable and the dog was loving it I guess, stopped at the pet store and he went in to get her some food. She wasn't paying attention and shebah jumped out of the car and was running around this strip mall. By the time Jen noticed the dog had somehow got into the front door of the bowling alley. She went chasing after her. As Jen got into the bowling alley shebah was running down one of the lanes after the bowling pins! No one would go near her cause she was a pit and they were flipping out. I couldn't believe what they told me when I got home. Gotta love those dogs

|--[\\\]>--------- holy shit is all i have to say! LOL!