Annoying douchebags at the gym(I know you fuckers have them)

[TONE]

Fat old guy in the tie-dye shirtOK. This Yesterday I was standing near the dumbells when I was accompanied by a horrendous stench that resembled a fart. I looked around to see if someone had tried to pull of walking past me with a trailing breeze when I took a step closer to what looks like a walking bowl of trix cereal I realized that it was this guy. He wears this outfit every single day and, from the smell of things, I'm guessing the workout suit does not frequent the washing machine....ever. To top it all off the guy talks really loudly and with an obnoxious Bronxish accent and he stares right at you, with no shame. It's almost as if he wants to start a conversation, so I look at the ground.

People that think they are huge when they have toothpick legs/calvesNow I don't know why, but it bothers me when I see people walking around like they are ron fucking coleman when they are outrageously disproportioned. It's cool if you are strong and have some size going etc, but it just looks retarded if you obviously neglect other areas of your body. I constantly see people finish up a big set with heavy weight and then walk around like a toughguy, when it seems like a gust of wind would knock them off their stilts.

I know you know exactly what I am talking about!

Ok, ex has cleared off my bed and I'm going to sleep to get over this sickness.

 

[totalrecall54]

Von Douche Bags

hehehe... walking Trix rabbit

yaw.... i'm sure everyplace has their share of 'douche bags'

my fav. is this older guy and his lady friend... that come in... coincidently at the same time.... if one is a little early.. they just stand around like a lost puppy until their lova comes in

they move about the gym... stopping near each station (usually the spot that you really need to get in on...) and they'll talk... laugh... share a margarita... maybe some undressing with their eyes... possibly a cigarette... then they move on to the next piece of equipment.. and repeat

sometimes i wanna tell the gym owner to put in light dimmers... so they can atleast have some ambiance (or however you spell that)

a disco ball would be cool too

 

[Jrflex10er]

just come out and say "What are you looking at fat ass?" And if the guy still stares at your throw a dumbell at him. If he don't like it tough shit...not like you knew him anyways.

 

[Crowler]

hehehe... walking Trix rabbit

yaw.... i'm sure everyplace has their share of 'douche bags'

my fav. is this older guy and his lady friend... that come in... coincidently at the same time.... if one is a little early.. they just stand around like a lost puppy until their lova comes in

they move about the gym... stopping near each station (usually the spot that you really need to get in on...) and they'll talk... laugh... share a margarita... maybe some undressing with their eyes... possibly a cigarette... then they move on to the next piece of equipment.. and repeat

sometimes i wanna tell the gym owner to put in light dimmers... so they can atleast have some ambiance (or however you spell that)

a disco ball would be cool too

AH you're just jealous the old guy is getting more play at the gym than you are.

 

[jerrywear]

just come out and say "What are you looking at fat ass?" And if the guy still stares at your throw a dumbell at him. If he don't like it tough shit...not like you knew him anyways.

so you suposed to hit everybody in the gym then ,i mean everybody looks at you anyway,if you bigger then them,they want to be like you.
i mean it did bug me in the begining but now i am ok with it.
but like in every gym you will find that one who makes you mad or pised off,but thats what makes me train better harder.

 

[jerrywear]

AH you're just jealous the old guy is getting more play at the gym than you are.

goon one bro

 

[Jrflex10er]

lol you're right about that jerrywear....those guys deff. make you train harder.

 

[Trulyhuge]

the barbell curls in the power rack is my favorite! Motherf%cker, do some calf raises and some squats!!!

TH

 

[jerrywear]

the barbell curls in the power rack is my favorite! Motherf%cker, do some calf raises and some squats!!!

TH

right

 

[TONE]

hehehe... walking Trix rabbit

yaw.... i'm sure everyplace has their share of 'douche bags'

my fav. is this older guy and his lady friend... that come in... coincidently at the same time.... if one is a little early.. they just stand around like a lost puppy until their lova comes in

they move about the gym... stopping near each station (usually the spot that you really need to get in on...) and they'll talk... laugh... share a margarita... maybe some undressing with their eyes... possibly a cigarette... then they move on to the next piece of equipment.. and repeat

sometimes i wanna tell the gym owner to put in light dimmers... so they can atleast have some ambiance (or however you spell that)

a disco ball would be cool too

lol

Couples that workout together are so romantic.

 

[Vander_V]

I gotta be honest like 80% of my gym is dueshbags , when me and Rea train together thelly whisper shit and stare as if we dont see them its fucking comical to me now , we also have a guy we call dueshboy , this guy is a complete tool he does all that core training bullshit and uses big round 1920s looking weights and makes people stand on the big rubber balls and shit , its so sad everyone of his clients look like ass lol and the dude has the nerve to bad mouth us plzzzzz , then we have clown boy lol this guy will wear sunglasses while training and shows up everyday to the gym in his club clothes hes a complete duesh , we also have hater boy , this guy has told on us for numerous amounts of things from dropping weights to not bringing a towel lol he works there and personal trains people but i guess hates us for what ever reason .

I could go on and on AHAHA but ive learned to deal with it at 1st it was kinda annoying but now its more so funny .

 

[flexmaster]

i have 2 favorites at my gym...
the skinny high school kid who wears wife beaters and tries to outlift everyone. who also feels the need to ask if i need a spot all the time!

and the "powerlifters". now we have 2 or 3 real powerlifters who compete and do pretty well, and one guy who won police/ fireman nationals or something like that. but we have this couple that come in w/ squats suits, bench shirts, blocks of wood, the whole shebang. the really funny thing is the guy(who is probably 6'3 and 240+/-) throws on the bench shirt to get 2 reps with 225, while using the wood too! when he squats he gets 225 for like 2 w/ the suit.LOL i would imagine they're from so. cal. because he's got these girly surfer tatoos on his arms and calves.

 

[REA]

I gotta be honest like 80% of my gym is dueshbags , when me and Rea train together thelly whisper shit and stare as if we dont see them its fucking comical to me now , we also have a guy we call dueshboy , this guy is a complete tool he does all that core training bullshit and uses big round 1920s looking weights and makes people stand on the big rubber balls and shit , its so sad everyone of his clients look like ass lol and the dude has the nerve to bad mouth us plzzzzz , then we have clown boy lol this guy will wear sunglasses while training and shows up everyday to the gym in his club clothes hes a complete duesh , we also have hater boy , this guy has told on us for numerous amounts of things from dropping weights to not bringing a towel lol he works there and personal trains people but i guess hates us for what ever reason .

I could go on and on AHAHA but ive learned to deal with it at 1st it was kinda annoying but now its more so funny .

ya there we go, i think I coulda made a list that would be like 3 pages on here about our gym, lol dont get me goin. man oh man is it ever hilarious tho, we both get stared at like were ghosts or soemthing, and the haters will continue to try to kick us out. crap like that makes me really want to beleive the entire gym is a soap opera

 

[MrJuiceHead]

^ people try to kick you guys out..........? Wow explain

 

[TONE]

I gotta be honest like 80% of my gym is dueshbags , when me and Rea train together thelly whisper shit and stare as if we dont see them its fucking comical to me now , we also have a guy we call dueshboy , this guy is a complete tool he does all that core training bullshit and uses big round 1920s looking weights and makes people stand on the big rubber balls and shit , its so sad everyone of his clients look like ass lol and the dude has the nerve to bad mouth us plzzzzz , then we have clown boy lol this guy will wear sunglasses while training and shows up everyday to the gym in his club clothes hes a complete duesh , we also have hater boy , this guy has told on us for numerous amounts of things from dropping weights to not bringing a towel lol he works there and personal trains people but i guess hates us for what ever reason .

I could go on and on AHAHA but ive learned to deal with it at 1st it was kinda annoying but now its more so funny .

lol

I don't get the 135lb pussies that think they can "train" people and get them that dreamy physique they have always been wanting.

I wonder what the people at my gym would do if I shotputted a 150lb dumbell onto the head of the tiedye trix cereal shirt wearing tub of goo.

 

[just-starting]

OK Heres one for ya,

At the nicest gym in town where they spend $60,000 a year on upgrading equipment. This personal trainer bitch at 630 am, 9am, 12 noon, and 430 pm shuts off the regular music ( which before 4pm is pure shit like KennyG ) puts on some hokey disco, or 80's pop shit takes over the weight room where the "real" weights are ( dumbells rack that goes up to 120's where the ones in the other weight room only go up to 80) and does a circut class for these old ladies or middle ages rich bitches. One day right before she started I went to the smith machine which she had tagged for her class put the bar way on top took every 45 lb plate and filled it up. You should have seen how pissed she was then!!

The only time you can get the place to play any real lifting music is if the bitch has gone home for the day. She instructs her employees to lie to ya if ya ask them to change the music and say that the stations are preset. They would tell ya to put on your headphones. It is kinda hard to hear your lifting partner pushing ya when you have to have your headphones that loud to drown out the shit music they are playing.

The thing that pisses me off the most is that I have owned my own mobile disc jockey business for 12 years and know what kind of music makes ppl wanna go to sleep and what kind of music gets ppl worked up.

So when I went in and canceled my membership the sales manager dude at the front desk asked me why. I said because "Heidi is a fucking bitch"!!! he says why? I said "because she was born a bitch and will always be a bitch" the guys behind the counter just about had heart attacs they were laughing so hard.

 

[just-starting]

lol

I wonder what the people at my gym would do if I shotputted a 150lb dumbell onto the head of the tiedye trix cereal shirt wearing tub of goo.

LMFAO

 

[TooPowerful4u]

LOL ok well there is this kid who always seems to fuck up my workouts whenever hes there and i am becuase i cant control myself if i find something funny. I wish i could cuase iv laughed in really bad situations, i couldnt help it. Anyway, this kid used to bother me online until i threatened to kick the shit out of him. I happened to join the gym he works out at and this motherfucker is retarted. First of all iv heard him talkin and it sounds like hes makin a funny voice on purpose but nope thats his real voice. Then he proceeds to scream through EVERY set he does the entire workout (ALSO with the funny voice haha). I will be 2 rooms away and hear him yellin and i just start laughin in the middle of my set i cant help it. Lots of other people in the gym laugh when he does this too and i dont think he has a clue. He also uses HORRIBLE form on everything and the weights he uses is rediculously funny beucase hes a pretty decent sized kid (hes on juice). Thats the one that stands out to me the most at my gym haha.

 

[Shockrock]

1) Lovey dovey couples....I just holla across the gym in that "tone" of voice "There's love in the air tonight"

2) I work out at an inner city gym so we have all the gangsta 160lb dudes with tatts, etc. Not that they bother me so much but it's the continuing use of the CELL PHONE in the gym that really bugs me with these characters...either that or it's the "pull up my shirt to look at my abs @ 160lbs.....or practicing the newest dance step infront of the mirror

Shock

 

[BigBoyJ]

lol

I don't get the 135lb pussies that think they can "train" people and get them that dreamy physique they have always been wanting.

I wonder what the people at my gym would do if I shotputted a 150lb dumbell onto the head of the tiedye trix cereal shirt wearing tub of goo.

All right, I have to say this. I'm trying to think of how to say it without it coming across as flaming you, but here is what I'm wondering. I saw the pics of what I assume was you doing a Ronnie impersonation in the photos forum. Then is a lot of your posts, I see you talking about about scrawny guys at the gym. Now again, no insult intended, but if I saw you at the gym, I would think that YOU were one of those guys.

You talk about throwing a 150 dumbell at someone's head, but you don't look like you could pick up a 150 lb dumbell. I'm not trying to piss you off, I'm just trying to understand.