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ANOTHER joke thread

Renegade

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Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
 

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The Pianist

This guy walks into a bar and sits down in front of the bartender. He orders a drink. While waiting for the drink, he reaches into one pocket and pulls out a 7 inch piano. He reaches into another pocket and pulls out a 10 inch man. The 10 inch man goes up to the piano and promptly starts playing. Beautiful music fills the bar.

The bartender goes up to the guy and asks where he got the musician. The guy replied that there was a genie just down the block who would grant just one wish.

The bartender went outside and down the block. There was a huge crowd around the genie. The bartender waited a really longtime. Finally, it was his turn. The genie greeted him, "Hello, I am a genie and I will grant you one wish."

The bartender said, "I want a million bucks." All of a sudden, there were a million ducks! They were quacking and following the bartender. The bartender tried to scatter the ducks, but they all came right back.

The bartender went back to the bar, went up the the guy with the miniture piano player, and said, "What a lousy genie. I asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks!"

The guy at the bar looked at the bartender and said, "You don't really believe that I asked for a 10 inch *pianist*, do you?!"

xcel
 

Armageddon

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I was out earlier and heard this. Why do women were white at there weddings, because you want you stove/refridge to match the dishwasher
 

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WHATS THE REAL MEANING OF INDEFINATELY?
WHEN MY BALLS ARE SLAPPING AGAINST MY BOSSES CHIN
THAT MEANS IM IN DEFINETLY!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAA!
KILLER
 

StrongChick

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What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
 

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StrongChick said:
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
lol:cool:
 

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