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OK... I met this SMOKING hot chick last week, I mean fucking badass... Blonde, blue eyes, in her mid 20's... Best ass, legs and boobs ever... About 5'7, 120lbs... Tiny waist... I was walking outside along the lake with my son's dog (tiny little shit Yorkiepoo) anyway, she had a little pit and her dog was friendly, wanted to sniff my dog... So then we talked a bit, I told her about my eye surgery and why I had to stay out of the gym because I had just asked her if she worked out a lot (I'm telling you she's fucking hot, picture Keyra Augustina's ass, a figure girl's legs, with the face of a young Jenny McCarthy) the crazy part is that I found out she speaks Spanish too, because she's half Mexican and actually born in Mexico!! I never in a million years would have guessed...
Well, I got her number, actually she went back to my house which was a few feet from where we met to get an iced tea, then after I showed her the pics of the shape I was in a few weeks ago... ( ) and I told her what I do for a living, blah blah blah... I gave her my number, she gave me hers, added me on facebook, I got a kiss and we agreed to see eachother... I mean this girl is FUCKING HOT!!!
So fast forward two days... I'm at my brother's office, I told him about this girl because I was so damn excited... He said, "Yeah, that's Claudia's daughter" I'm thinking who? He said, "Yeah, Claudia Hernandez" So after a few minutes... I went from confusion to shock, to I have no idea what... Turns out that I dated her fucking mom back in 1994! I remember this girl now... But This was back in Guadalajara Mexico, she was like 6!! Her mom was 26 and I was 20 at the time, her mom had a smoking body, great ass, legs, boobs, but her face was just ok... Not too great, but I look at body first, her dad is German, a 6'-6" guy who left the mom to go back to Germany... I met her at my older brother's gym...
We had sex a few times and I came back to the U.S... While I was here, I heard from my brother who owns the gym, that she was leaving with some guy and spent a long time in this dude's car before and after the workout (my brothers a fucking busy body and dame snitching gossip)... The fucked up part is that he used to call my dad to tell him that shit!!!
I felt so much anger and desperation about this shit... I, in my mind we were done... I went back in 1995 and never looked her up again, then I tore my chest, she went to see me about two days after that, when I was in my sling, we made out a little bit, but I'm thinking "you fucking piece of shit" (in my defense I didn't fuck her again, I just got stink finger) so we agreed to see each other that night... I stood the bitch up...
I never saw her again, (well once from far away) but we never spoke again, later I heard she went to the gym to talk a lot of shit about me, but fuck that bitch... Anyway, now she's here in Chicago, I have no fucking Idea why nor how, if she's from Guadalajara and I really, really, really.... REALLY!!! want to fuck her daughter... So what should I do? Should I pretend nothing happened and if and when I see her mom, say.. "hey what's up?, how you been and give her a hug?" or should I pretend I don't know the mom? and act as if she's full of shit? Should I act like a man and apologize? Or should I turn the daughter against the mom? haha. (JK about the last one btw) I'm telling you though...
*I would eat this girl's shit, no lie... A fucking goddess... She could easily win an NPC bikini national level show as is... No fucking lie...
Well, I got her number, actually she went back to my house which was a few feet from where we met to get an iced tea, then after I showed her the pics of the shape I was in a few weeks ago... ( ) and I told her what I do for a living, blah blah blah... I gave her my number, she gave me hers, added me on facebook, I got a kiss and we agreed to see eachother... I mean this girl is FUCKING HOT!!!
So fast forward two days... I'm at my brother's office, I told him about this girl because I was so damn excited... He said, "Yeah, that's Claudia's daughter" I'm thinking who? He said, "Yeah, Claudia Hernandez" So after a few minutes... I went from confusion to shock, to I have no idea what... Turns out that I dated her fucking mom back in 1994! I remember this girl now... But This was back in Guadalajara Mexico, she was like 6!! Her mom was 26 and I was 20 at the time, her mom had a smoking body, great ass, legs, boobs, but her face was just ok... Not too great, but I look at body first, her dad is German, a 6'-6" guy who left the mom to go back to Germany... I met her at my older brother's gym...
We had sex a few times and I came back to the U.S... While I was here, I heard from my brother who owns the gym, that she was leaving with some guy and spent a long time in this dude's car before and after the workout (my brothers a fucking busy body and dame snitching gossip)... The fucked up part is that he used to call my dad to tell him that shit!!!
I felt so much anger and desperation about this shit... I, in my mind we were done... I went back in 1995 and never looked her up again, then I tore my chest, she went to see me about two days after that, when I was in my sling, we made out a little bit, but I'm thinking "you fucking piece of shit" (in my defense I didn't fuck her again, I just got stink finger) so we agreed to see each other that night... I stood the bitch up...
I never saw her again, (well once from far away) but we never spoke again, later I heard she went to the gym to talk a lot of shit about me, but fuck that bitch... Anyway, now she's here in Chicago, I have no fucking Idea why nor how, if she's from Guadalajara and I really, really, really.... REALLY!!! want to fuck her daughter... So what should I do? Should I pretend nothing happened and if and when I see her mom, say.. "hey what's up?, how you been and give her a hug?" or should I pretend I don't know the mom? and act as if she's full of shit? Should I act like a man and apologize? Or should I turn the daughter against the mom? haha. (JK about the last one btw) I'm telling you though...
*I would eat this girl's shit, no lie... A fucking goddess... She could easily win an NPC bikini national level show as is... No fucking lie...
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