Slant-eyed mutha fucka
- Jul 28, 2002
|--[\\\\]>---------- All i have to say is FUCK! Well a buddy of mine and i decided to drive south 2 hours to a town called Nogales, Mexico. Well, we were harrassed from the very start. My buddy and i both wore sweatpants and big baggy sweat shirts, nothing tight, or bbing related. When we pulled up, they made us pull over and questioned us for about 15 min (this is B4 we entered Mexico)! They asked me q's like why i was here, why i had a AZ driver lis. IF i was from IA, what we were doing, and a lot of q's about my friends car...anyways, we passed and we were on our way....we hooked up with a Rx down there, and let me say, it's sad b/c the 1st prices quoted to us, i could have gotten WAY cheaper from the furry one himself and it would have been domestic withOUT risk of customs! So i told him i could get it cheaper in the states...after bargaining, i decided NOT to guy any injs. b/c the price dif. was NOT that great, but my buddy decided to go with 4 btls of T400, 3 btls of Eq and 3 btls of Deca300, prices still high IMO. I ended up getting ONLY orals, Halo, T3 and clen, anyways, i emptied ALL orals into 2 seperate aspirin btls, i stuck one in the glove compartment, and the other i put in my empty starbucks coffee cup and held it like i was still drinking coffee. As we approached the search, i got nervous, but DID NOT panic, held composure...we got there and he took our lis. and placed a orange stix on our window and said, go to lane 1 or 2, SECONDARY inspect! FUCK! i got real nervous then! They asked us to get out of the car, now keep in mind, one btl of tabs, in the glove comp. and one btl in my empty cup in my hand, and my buddy's 10cc btls in the center council(sp). They searched the engine, back of the truck, under, they they did the inside, they had us go sit on a table about 50 ft. away. i watched them poke their heads in and out, i looked to my left and saw a garbage can, and i was gonna toss the cup if i had too....then i saw them do it, the agent, took out my btl of "aspirin" and took some out, they talked to each other and came over to me and asked me what it was, i said, naproxen (aleve) the lady said, no, it's blue, these are white, i said that there were many dif. kinds, these were generic, they looked at each other for a bit and finally decided to take me inside, at that point i pretended like i was finishing up my "coffee" and threw it away, threw away 300 tabs of clen, 200 tabs of Halo, there they said, we can't confirm what they are, so we have to flush them, i said no prob. b/c they were just aspirin (infact they were 10 btls of T3)! i came back outside and they said, ok you guys are free to go....and we were on my way with NO TABS and my buddy got away with ALL HIS BTLS! they must have looked inside the center peice, but he had so many papers and other shit, they didn't look hard enuff...total loss was $120....it was TOTALLY worth my freedom..moral of the story, i will NEVER go over and try and bring it across myself, i will ALWAYS pay $15-$20 more for gear here in the states just due to the fact that it is MUCH safer IMO, it's available, fast service, and i dont have to worry about customs...