fat women at my gym doing Vella Smooth

[joshbarnett]

i am a trainer and all these overweight, fat, lazy women are telling me about this new miracle procedure called Vella Smooth that supposedly breaks up fat/cellulite and releases it into the blood stream and gets rid of fat like liposuction. they pay $2500 each leg! and then have to maintain it at $300 per month!! when will people learn there is no easy way to burn fat??!! you have to eat good, weight train, and do cardio, its as simple as that. if i hear this shit one more time i might go postal! has anybody else heard of this crap????

 

[thebrick]

This method sounds like that body wrap they use that temporarily helps the APPEARANCE cellulite, but its only temporary and does NOTHING to burn fat. That's why they need the monthly maintenence.... that's hilarious! People are always looking for the lazy, easy way... this crap is everywhere out there in one form or the other. Take a pill and the fat just melts... strap on this belt with batteries in it, and while you watch TV you'll trim your waist and have abs of steel. Most people are lard-asses. And it shows with a butt the same size as Pittsburgh.

 

[Putin]

This method sounds like that body wrap they use that temporarily helps the APPEARANCE cellulite, but its only temporary and does NOTHING to burn fat. That's why they need the monthly maintenence.... that's hilarious! People are always looking for the lazy, easy way... this crap is everywhere out there in one form or the other. Take a pill and the fat just melts... strap on this belt with batteries in it, and while you watch TV you'll trim your waist and have abs of steel. Most people are lard-asses. And it shows with a butt the same size as Pittsburgh.

You a smart guy Brick.

 

[sabbaman]

Unfortunately women really buy into this crap. They on average just do not seem to want to really work at diet and cardio and heaven forbid they lift any weights as that would make them all big and muscley as they say, lol. My wife trains alot of women and most of them are lifestyle clients that just wanna lose weight and feel good and she is going crazy with the mentality out there. She puts them on a diet and then they come back to her a week later and say that it is "too extreme to fit into their lifestyle". My god, they have options galore, they just feel that they should be able to eat out 3 or 4 days a week and still lose weight.
If you want something bad enough you have to sacrifice for it!

 

[ironfreak83]

that just sounds like cancer waiting to happen. i dont wanna inject shit into my body thats gonna disentagrate anything. although anything you inject that magically makes you stronger and put on more size is perfectly fine

 

[Putin]

I can understand why most people dont like lifting weights. When I'm not using anything, I feel like shit and time just goes by seconds. When I'm on, I dont know what happends mentally, but I love to work out. Maybe cuz I dont get that shitty no energy feeling, especially during summer time.

Or like doing legs when you're not ON. That throwing up feeling sucks ass. Never get that on gear, I love it.

 

[Birdman]

its as simple as that. if i hear this shit one more time i might go postal! has anybody else heard of this crap????

Josh, I saw a specail on this procedure on dateline or 20/20 not to long ago and I was thinking the exact same thing. But if the general public is dumb enough to buy into something then there will always be entrapreuners out there lauging all the way to the bank.

 

[Birdman]

I just googled Vella Smooth and this is what popped up:

**broken link removed**

Its some kind of board that women post on to talk about their experinces. Its really sad. Some are talking about how its so painful and how swollen they are, "but its worth it."
Take a look.

 

[Golgo13]

Fat chicks have superpowers:

They can believe in ANYTHING in order to justify filling their fat ugly faces.

 

[oldfella]

The people that come up with this hair brained shit are actually very clever!! Think about it!! They extract big bucks from these poor, gullable, fat, lazy, women that sit on the sofa and watch oprah all day stuffing their gobs with chocolate and cake. Drink a bottle of chardonnay a day and then wonder why they are fat!! Along comes DR. Fatsoff and says he's got the magic pill and all it's gonna cost you is 10,000 bucks. But we'll give you the introductry offer of 9,995 if you pay by credit card!!! They fall for it and this guy makes a million overnight and then head for the bahamas. Fuck, I'm in the wrong biz. Think I'll sell my gym and invest in one of these scams and do the same. Sure beats workin for a living!!! It is a sad state of affairs that these people are allowed to do this to people and they want to put us in jail for actually getting results using performance enhancers. Very sad indeed!!!

 

[oldfella]

I'm gonna call my new biz "Smooth Fella". I think it'll catch on. I'll only charge 5,000 a throw and give them some liquid beef aminos to mix with their chardonnay. That'll really make em feel good. Hey Phil, You want in on this bro???