I think that one more option should be added to the list:
**Phil changes his name to a new username that is more exciting/appropriate.
Phil listen mate, I mean, "Phil" for a username is boring. For example....when you think RicPhoenix you think fire, excitement, a soaring bird of prey and look at all the creative ways you can use even part of my name, "Ric" you got RickyBoom, RickyDynamite, RickyGivesUmore...uh ...but enough about me, Phil, lets look at some other usernames...
When you think "Skip" you think about:
A. Peanut Butter
B. Zippidy do dah Skippidy day, my oh my what a wonderful day (Disney World)
C. Kangaroo (if you live in aussieland..a roo with sunglasses and a little cap)
When you think "Steak Helmet"
A. A teenage kid with 14 inch biceps
B. A teenage kid with 23 inch quads and a beef head
C. A & B combined
When you think "Phil"
A. nothing
B. nothing
C. nothing
See what I mean? So it would be good Phil if you could come up with a new username...Doggcrapp is only trying to help you and I am sure everyone here is willing to assist.
ps...my medication arrives on Friday....