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"one bber i use to know" ...lol, some things about our personal lives are better left unsaid Maldorf.
First of all that was freakin' hilarious bro!!!
Now I had my little run with this stuff as well back in 1999. I honestly am a bit dubious to the claims that it promotes gh release, but as far as great sleep, it was a god-send. It is habit forming and I saw two guys really get strung out on it (hard to believe but Steakhelmet saw these guys 1st hand in 2003) Anyhow back in '99 I got myself a liter of it. I would take a bottle cap before bed. Well I did it about 5 times before I said no more.
I have no idea how anyone could not taste it in their drinks, because it has the most nastiest salt taste I have ever encountered. So one night after the gym, me and a few buddies are all showered up and wanting to go to a party. So we set out to this party and in the car we get this bright idea to take a "half a bottle cap" dose of GHB, so we could get a little buzz without drinking. What followed was a fucking disaster of catastrophic proportions.
I start mingling in this party, just enjoying life, and I then it hits me -- and I get that little "tickle" in the back of my head. Now at this point my two other buddies are also smiling like idiots and giggling to themselves. Then this sweet little fox rolls up to me and just melts me with a really hot smile. Instantly (I might be on GHB but I was running test too lol) I become a little more alert, and she is pleased with my undivided attention. Seemingly out of nowhere she produces a beer, and I say no thanks. She makes a little pout with her lips and eyes and I say...actually yeah ok. I take the beer and she grabs one for herself. Then she says, "c'mon let's shotgun these" And so I cooly agree and she grabs some keys nearby. She tears open my can, then hers and down the hatch we go. I cannot help but marvel at this cute little chick shotgunning a beer, and it was fun, so I say, LETS do another one!! And boom, we do another one. Now we are laughing and having a great time, she introduces me to some of her friends and they are doing the usual routines of poking my chest and grabbing my arms asking about my working out etc.. Just then, I glance back at my buddies and I stop for a second to let it all register. One of my pals is arm wrestling some other guy, my other pal is in the corner taking another bottle cap! My buddy wins the extremely cheesy arm wrestling match, and the guy that loses stomps off. On of the onlookers cheers for my buddy and hands him a fifth of JD. Oh shit I thought. He takes a big old swill and then passes it to my other pal who just took more GHB! My attention returns to the little lass who is busy bouncing around the room, whispering to her girlfriends ears as more and more people show up. At this point it is a big party, shoulder to shoulder, and I am starting to feel...fucking weird. I recognize one of my wrestling buddies who just arrived, and he sees me and instantly comes over to me. He looks at me for a second and then grabs me by the elbow and takes me to the kitchen area. His name was Josh and he was a big 6'3 285 pounder heavy weight. He was a damn good athlete. Anyway, he starts asking me what in god's name is ever the fuck wrong with me??! I can hear him talking to me but I cannot feel my legs, and for that matter I had no idea that I was slumping in a chair by the kitchen. time seemed irrelavent. Josh was sort of laughing but he looked concerned. He told me he wanted me to eat something, so he returned a moment later with a pizza. I tried to eat but nothing would work! It was as if my body was paralyized and my mind was retarded. I was actually getting really annoyed. For one I was sure I was going to get a little trim from that cute little pixie, and for two people were staring at me and pointing. Humiliating. Then I spied the little honey. She was looking at me with this perplexed look of resignation and disappointment. DAMN IT to all hell! I thought to myself! this is fucked! some time passed and Josh would check on me intermittedly and then something really bizarre happened.
I felt these gentle yet clumsily strong hands grasp me around my waist. I did not know what was happening, but I was powerless to stop it. In a very awkward dance/walk me and my carrier ambled out the front door. Someone must be taking me home bless their heart! As I passed the threshold, I saw my one pal who had taken more of the GHB and had drank the JD. He was a mess. WAY worse than me. He was on the floor of the front porch, puking and shitting himself in such an intense frenzy I thought I was seeing things. It stunk so bad that nobody would go near him, and I looked for Josh or my other pal to see if they could help him because I knew I couldn't. Then I heard a soft female voice say "Come on.. Coooome on now" I felt another set of hands on me helping the first set, and I heard a garbled message passed between them. The only thing I could discern was that it was TWO female voices... huh...this might actually turn out ok I thought to myself.
Then things went blank for a spell. I was awakened with a start as I heard my name being called, or should I say BELLOWED by Josh. I took in my surroundings. I was in the back of a car and sitting on one side was a girl probably cruising at 200 pounds, and that fact alone smacked a little sense into me and I started to try to get out. I was trying to pry open the door when this other girl (probably the one who had helped get me in the car) with a face that looked like it had been hit with a frying pan started trying to shove me back in. Then some very strong hands grabbed me, and the familiar voice of Josh cut through the madness. He pulled me out of the car and he asked me where my pants were.. WTF? I was in my shirt and boxers, and my pants were in the car. Some swearing was exchanged between the girls and Josh and he took me to his car. Some more time passed and then I saw cop lights coming. Ambulances too. My one buddy was getting taken to the hospital, and my other buddy had been blind sided by the guy who he arm wrestled. Evidentally Josh had then taken the guy out back and had beaten him severely. It was utter chaos. I was almost raped, my buddy shit and pissed and vomited all over the place and went to the hospital, and my other buddy was knocked out cold. And Josh got arrested for battery.
So yeah, I never touched the stuff again
So yeah, I never touched the stuff again
First of all that was freakin' hilarious bro!!!
Now I had my little run with this stuff as well back in 1999. I honestly am a bit dubious to the claims that it promotes gh release, but as far as great sleep, it was a god-send. It is habit forming and I saw two guys really get strung out on it (hard to believe but Steakhelmet saw these guys 1st hand in 2003) Anyhow back in '99 I got myself a liter of it. I would take a bottle cap before bed. Well I did it about 5 times before I said no more.
I have no idea how anyone could not taste it in their drinks, because it has the most nastiest salt taste I have ever encountered. So one night after the gym, me and a few buddies are all showered up and wanting to go to a party. So we set out to this party and in the car we get this bright idea to take a "half a bottle cap" dose of GHB, so we could get a little buzz without drinking. What followed was a fucking disaster of catastrophic proportions.
I start mingling in this party, just enjoying life, and I then it hits me -- and I get that little "tickle" in the back of my head. Now at this point my two other buddies are also smiling like idiots and giggling to themselves. Then this sweet little fox rolls up to me and just melts me with a really hot smile. Instantly (I might be on GHB but I was running test too lol) I become a little more alert, and she is pleased with my undivided attention. Seemingly out of nowhere she produces a beer, and I say no thanks. She makes a little pout with her lips and eyes and I say...actually yeah ok. I take the beer and she grabs one for herself. Then she says, "c'mon let's shotgun these" And so I cooly agree and she grabs some keys nearby. She tears open my can, then hers and down the hatch we go. I cannot help but marvel at this cute little chick shotgunning a beer, and it was fun, so I say, LETS do another one!! And boom, we do another one. Now we are laughing and having a great time, she introduces me to some of her friends and they are doing the usual routines of poking my chest and grabbing my arms asking about my working out etc.. Just then, I glance back at my buddies and I stop for a second to let it all register. One of my pals is arm wrestling some other guy, my other pal is in the corner taking another bottle cap! My buddy wins the extremely cheesy arm wrestling match, and the guy that loses stomps off. On of the onlookers cheers for my buddy and hands him a fifth of JD. Oh shit I thought. He takes a big old swill and then passes it to my other pal who just took more GHB! My attention returns to the little lass who is busy bouncing around the room, whispering to her girlfriends ears as more and more people show up. At this point it is a big party, shoulder to shoulder, and I am starting to feel...fucking weird. I recognize one of my wrestling buddies who just arrived, and he sees me and instantly comes over to me. He looks at me for a second and then grabs me by the elbow and takes me to the kitchen area. His name was Josh and he was a big 6'3 285 pounder heavy weight. He was a damn good athlete. Anyway, he starts asking me what in god's name is ever the fuck wrong with me??! I can hear him talking to me but I cannot feel my legs, and for that matter I had no idea that I was slumping in a chair by the kitchen. time seemed irrelavent. Josh was sort of laughing but he looked concerned. He told me he wanted me to eat something, so he returned a moment later with a pizza. I tried to eat but nothing would work! It was as if my body was paralyized and my mind was retarded. I was actually getting really annoyed. For one I was sure I was going to get a little trim from that cute little pixie, and for two people were staring at me and pointing. Humiliating. Then I spied the little honey. She was looking at me with this perplexed look of resignation and disappointment. DAMN IT to all hell! I thought to myself! this is fucked! some time passed and Josh would check on me intermittedly and then something really bizarre happened.
I felt these gentle yet clumsily strong hands grasp me around my waist. I did not know what was happening, but I was powerless to stop it. In a very awkward dance/walk me and my carrier ambled out the front door. Someone must be taking me home bless their heart! As I passed the threshold, I saw my one pal who had taken more of the GHB and had drank the JD. He was a mess. WAY worse than me. He was on the floor of the front porch, puking and shitting himself in such an intense frenzy I thought I was seeing things. It stunk so bad that nobody would go near him, and I looked for Josh or my other pal to see if they could help him because I knew I couldn't. Then I heard a soft female voice say "Come on.. Coooome on now" I felt another set of hands on me helping the first set, and I heard a garbled message passed between them. The only thing I could discern was that it was TWO female voices... huh...this might actually turn out ok I thought to myself.
Then things went blank for a spell. I was awakened with a start as I heard my name being called, or should I say BELLOWED by Josh. I took in my surroundings. I was in the back of a car and sitting on one side was a girl probably cruising at 200 pounds, and that fact alone smacked a little sense into me and I started to try to get out. I was trying to pry open the door when this other girl (probably the one who had helped get me in the car) with a face that looked like it had been hit with a frying pan started trying to shove me back in. Then some very strong hands grabbed me, and the familiar voice of Josh cut through the madness. He pulled me out of the car and he asked me where my pants were.. WTF? I was in my shirt and boxers, and my pants were in the car. Some swearing was exchanged between the girls and Josh and he took me to his car. Some more time passed and then I saw cop lights coming. Ambulances too. My one buddy was getting taken to the hospital, and my other buddy had been blind sided by the guy who he arm wrestled. Evidentally Josh had then taken the guy out back and had beaten him severely. It was utter chaos. I was almost raped, my buddy shit and pissed and vomited all over the place and went to the hospital, and my other buddy was knocked out cold. And Josh got arrested for battery.
So yeah, I never touched the stuff again
