Interesting questions from my clients

[PHIL HERNON]

Here are some of the questions I get on a daily basis.......

1. Will I become a diabetic if I drink fruit juice?
2. When do I start to get huge?
3. When do I start taking steroids?
4. Is oatmeal a starchy carb?
5. I have been taking 1 tbs LBA a day now for a week, I dont feel anything yet.
6. I walk 2 hours in the morning, should I do cardio?
7. Why do I need fiber?
8. When do we eat a lot of red meat?
9. Can you get me steroids?
10. My dad tells me I should change my routine......what do you think?

 

[tkav1980]

thats exactly why im a fan of the shut up and do what the pro bodybuilder tells you method. lol....
i have a question.....how long before i have 25" arms? hahahahaha.

 

[Kane]

Here are some of the questions I get on a daily basis.......

1. Will I become a diabetic if I drink fruit juice?
2. When do I start to get huge?
3. When do I start taking steroids?
4. Is oatmeal a starchy carb?
5. I have been taking 1 tbs LBA a day now for a week, I dont feel anything yet.
6. I walk 2 hours in the morning, should I do cardio?
7. Why do I need fiber?
8. When do we eat a lot of red meat?
9. Can you get me steroids?
10. My dad tells me I should change my routine......what do you think?

Those are pretty good. I bet you've gotten a ton of them over the years.

 

[muscledoc1]

I liked question #9....lol...ask them for a badge.

 

[Mash1]

Hey! I had asked you one time about walking in the morning! Hahah.

 

[PHIL HERNON]

UMMMMMMM

Hey! I had asked you one time about walking in the morning! Hahah.

UHHHHHHHHH........NOT YOU THOUGH, I WAS TALKIN BOUT SOMEONE ELSE.............

 

[dragonfire101]

No questions about water?

How much water do I need if I'm training hard? and will I pass out if I don't drink enough? and can you drink to much water? and what will happen if i drink to much water?, if I loose water will I be more cut? should I use water for protein shakes?, should I test my body fat in water to most accurate?

 

[Mash1]

Haha I didn't say 2 hours though! So I hope not...bahahah

 

[abolish the weak]

The best reply you could give them is this. "do you want to know the real secret to getting big and shredded? The secret is, there is no secret!! Now do what I tell you and STFU"

 

[Thor]

YOU ARE A PATIENT MAN

Here are some of the questions I get on a daily basis.......

1. Will I become a diabetic if I drink fruit juice?
2. When do I start to get huge?
3. When do I start taking steroids?
4. Is oatmeal a starchy carb?
5. I have been taking 1 tbs LBA a day now for a week, I dont feel anything yet.
6. I walk 2 hours in the morning, should I do cardio?
7. Why do I need fiber?
8. When do we eat a lot of red meat?
9. Can you get me steroids?
10. My dad tells me I should change my routine......what do you think?

because those questions would drive me crazy

 

[hardhanger]

So when will you post the answers?

 

[Silver4Judas]

My fave ive seen is the dude asking about site inc in his tool, i cried i laughed so hard:s'ar-wars (NOT a client of Phils)

 

[7_Deadly_Sins]

Glad to see mine is not listed.

 

[RexHead]

You need to get an FAQ and put a link to it in your signiture.

On second thought, no one seems to read or search so it probably woudn't work well

 

[Phidias]

I'd have guessed #1 was:

"What was your cycle for your USA win? I want to look like you."

 

[FRACASO NEGATIVO]

YES

No questions about water?

How much water do I need if I'm training hard? and will I pass out if I don't drink enough? and can you drink to much water? and what will happen if i drink to much water?, if I loose water will I be more cut? should I use water for protein shakes?, should I test my body fat in water to most accurate?

Phil - Is water good? I need to know and I forgot what Matt said about this.

 

[PHIL HERNON]

YES

Phil - Is water good? I need to know and I forgot what Matt said about this.

" WATER IS GOOD"

 

[thebrick]

Phil, How long after I stop working out does it take for muscle to turn into fat?

 

[jrmuscle]

i have asked some dumb questions but

these are high school education level questions i am pretty sure in ny all people know the answer to those lol wierd but like you all say shut up and do what the damn pro says

 

[Test_Eagles]

9 is classic.

You should give them your card and say "call this number later, we'll talk", then give them the number for the FBI main office, or the gay and lesbian pride committee, or 973-960-7187. Have some fun with it.