JETHRO TULL
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Some of you guys and gals are familiar with my posts and know that I teach and have the summer off each year. Well, I had a good time for the most part and got a good tan! But....I did make it to the gym in town some this summer to train one of my former clients. She's a mom with a couple kids and she likes working out. The gym where she lives is small but new with great hammerstrength/lifefitness equipment. The owner is a good guy and lets me train there for free. So that's pretty cool! However....the only time my client can train is a 5:00 am. This wouldn't be an issue other than the fact that there is a group of about five guys who are there at the same time lifting.
The group of guys make quite a bit of noise. They holler, squeal, and groan as they pursue physical perfection. Again, I wouldn't have a problem if even one was squatting, deadlifting, etc....but the psuedo-orgasmic howls escape [no shit, I am not kidding] while doing crunches, cable tricep pushdowns, curls...I've only seen them do deads a couple times and that's just hilarious to watch. You'd think some sort of new personal records were being attempted. But....NOOOOOO. My client even told me..."I didn't make that much noise when I was in labor, giving birth to my two children." I hope you get the picture!
I recognized the fact that there were probably some sensitive egos in the gym..THEIR GYM... so the whole time I was helping my client I'd wear sweatshirts, even my big-assed Levi jacket. At one point one of the 'crew' asked me why I was wearing the jacket...was I cold? I responded that I was a little out of shape, sorta fat, and that I was embarrassed to show much skin. The response? "Well, dude, cardio, cardio, cardio, at least 4x per week"....Keep in mind Ive never been as fat as the fella who gave me that advice. The largest of the 'crew' is 220lbs. I was 285lbs and not fat when he gave me this free advice. I guess I must have looked like I needed his help...I don't know! lol...
My next bit of help came after a couple weeks after the crew had gotten used to my presence in the morning and had grudgingly accepted me. I decided to do some back and triceps after my client got finished...To get my own workout done so I could hit the river the rest of the day. MISTAKE!
I started doing some cable rows and alternating those with lying tricep extensions..back and forth to save time. I had a large ez-bar..the thirtyfive pound one and the 45lbs plates on each side. I was just pumping that day because my elbows had been a little sore...I come back from the row station and one of the guys says...."hey, Joe [The owner/guru] lets get JETHRO set up on that exercise with a decline bench. The guy then went on to explain ..."it's the best way to get the triceps". I then smiled and asked with complete innocence...."oh, does that make the exercise easier?" Keep in mind, my biceps aren't that great...but my triceps arent bad and much bigger than any of these jokers have. I always do everything I can to be completely humble and kind to others.....so I didn't say anything. I did keep thinking though....shit, now that I have the secret to huge arms, I'd better kill these fellas or otherwise everyone will be packing 21 inch guns! To think, people are lifting everywhere around the world...yet the secret is here in a small town gym in Montana...amazing!
The group of guys make quite a bit of noise. They holler, squeal, and groan as they pursue physical perfection. Again, I wouldn't have a problem if even one was squatting, deadlifting, etc....but the psuedo-orgasmic howls escape [no shit, I am not kidding] while doing crunches, cable tricep pushdowns, curls...I've only seen them do deads a couple times and that's just hilarious to watch. You'd think some sort of new personal records were being attempted. But....NOOOOOO. My client even told me..."I didn't make that much noise when I was in labor, giving birth to my two children." I hope you get the picture!
I recognized the fact that there were probably some sensitive egos in the gym..THEIR GYM... so the whole time I was helping my client I'd wear sweatshirts, even my big-assed Levi jacket. At one point one of the 'crew' asked me why I was wearing the jacket...was I cold? I responded that I was a little out of shape, sorta fat, and that I was embarrassed to show much skin. The response? "Well, dude, cardio, cardio, cardio, at least 4x per week"....Keep in mind Ive never been as fat as the fella who gave me that advice. The largest of the 'crew' is 220lbs. I was 285lbs and not fat when he gave me this free advice. I guess I must have looked like I needed his help...I don't know! lol...
My next bit of help came after a couple weeks after the crew had gotten used to my presence in the morning and had grudgingly accepted me. I decided to do some back and triceps after my client got finished...To get my own workout done so I could hit the river the rest of the day. MISTAKE!
I started doing some cable rows and alternating those with lying tricep extensions..back and forth to save time. I had a large ez-bar..the thirtyfive pound one and the 45lbs plates on each side. I was just pumping that day because my elbows had been a little sore...I come back from the row station and one of the guys says...."hey, Joe [The owner/guru] lets get JETHRO set up on that exercise with a decline bench. The guy then went on to explain ..."it's the best way to get the triceps". I then smiled and asked with complete innocence...."oh, does that make the exercise easier?" Keep in mind, my biceps aren't that great...but my triceps arent bad and much bigger than any of these jokers have. I always do everything I can to be completely humble and kind to others.....so I didn't say anything. I did keep thinking though....shit, now that I have the secret to huge arms, I'd better kill these fellas or otherwise everyone will be packing 21 inch guns! To think, people are lifting everywhere around the world...yet the secret is here in a small town gym in Montana...amazing!
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