JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW...OLD FELLA IS ATTEMPTING TO STEAL MY COOKIE SUPPLY!

[JETHRO TULL]

I've been laying around here sick for a couple days, bitching about not feeling good, and missing my workouts. Sore throat, headache, etc.....

Then today I see my Bushy girlfriend coming back from the store with what looks like ingredients for monster cookies! They've got oatmeal, adams oldfashioned peanut butter, chocolate chips, etc...THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Longstory short, I find out OldFella has somehow managed to put a dent in my cookie supply. Bastard.

Well, all I can say is....I've got a lot of ice cold milk and Isopure sitting here to wash these cookies down. I can only hope there will be one or two left for the Australia cookie thief. I wouldn't be holding my breath though, food has a way of disapearing around here at night.

 

[oldfella]

I've been laying around here sick for a couple days, bitching about not feeling good, and missing my workouts. Sore throat, headache, etc.....

Then today I see my Bushy girlfriend coming back from the store with what looks like ingredients for monster cookies! They've got oatmeal, adams oldfashioned peanut butter, chocolate chips, etc...THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Longstory short, I find out OldFella has somehow managed to put a dent in my cookie supply. Bastard.

Well, all I can say is....I've got a lot of ice cold milk and Isopure sitting here to wash these cookies down. I can only hope there will be one or two left for the Australia cookie thief. I wouldn't be holding my breath though, food has a way of disapearing around here at night.

LMFAO........Bro I'll bust you up if you touch my shit!!!! LOL. already told her if that yeti lays a hand on my cookies I'll make trophies out of those mits!!! I don't care if the yeti/bigfoot are an endangered species, I'll cut those hands of at the wrists and have them mounted on my wall!!!

I'm just worried that the customs guys are going to have to test them for aas or something and all I will recieve is a box with a letter from them and some crumbs!!!

 

[mike1107]

LMAO

 

[MAINEVENT]

LOL....thats what happened when she sent me those delicious bars that time. Well, that and my wife dove into them quicker than I could get them away from her. Lynx said you got a hold of a couple of them and she only had a few left! BASTARD! jk.

Im gonna have to remember these cookies for my 'after contest' meal. Think if Im nice enough she would make me a batch? I'll even tell you what a sexy hunk of man-meat you are JT if you dont touch this batch.

 

[oldfella]

Then today I see my Bushy girlfriend coming back from the store with what looks like ingredients for monster cookies! They've got oatmeal, adams oldfashioned peanut butter, chocolate chips, etc...THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

You forgot the M&M's...........and ask me if I care how sick you are, you will be all drugged up so it will make the amputation much less painful!!!!................................LMAO!!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

HAHAHAHAHA.....WELL, WELL, WELL...THE THIRD BATCH IS JUST OUT OF THE OVEN!

THE PROTIEN POWDER IS DOWN THE HATCH! The ice cold milk is in my big grey cup and I am heading for the cookies as soon as I am done typing.

By golly you are right, Old Fella, there ARE m-n-m's in there!

MainEvent- I am sorry, but shit happens. Were they German chocolate bars? Well, what the hell did you expect? That picture in your avatar takes work!

Somehow I am feeling better and I can feel my apetite returning! It smells good in here too.

I'd like to be more generous....but, alas, love sometimes means being firm with those you care about and just saying, NO!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......! :che:ky-sm :food-smil

 

[lucian]

oldfella...play nice. leave jt's cookies alone. or we are gonna start stealing your lba and replacing them with hershy's syrup. that will teach ya.

god bless
lucian

 

[oldfella]

THE PROTIEN POWDER IS DOWN THE HATCH! The ice cold milk is in my big grey cup and I am heading for the cookies as soon as I am done typing.

By golly you are right, Old Fella, there ARE m-n-m's in there!

MainEvent- I am sorry, but shit happens. Were they German chocolate bars? Well, what the hell did you expect? That picture in your avatar takes work!

Somehow I am feeling better and I can feel my apetite returning! It smells good in here too.

I'd like to be more generous....but, alas, love sometimes means being firm with those you care about and just saying, NO!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......! :che:ky-sm :food-smil

Just take one good looooong last look at those hands!!! MhMMM they are going to look pretty cool on my wall. I will be able to tell the world of the now extinct bigfoot!! And how it used to exsist. I would have the head mounted but I have not nearly the wll space required for that!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I could even have one of those cookies stuffed in it's mouth!!! Now that would be a conversation piece!!!

 

[oldfella]

oldfella...play nice. leave jt's cookies alone. or we are gonna start stealing your lba and replacing them with hershy's syrup. that will teach ya.

god bless
lucian

What???? you mean it's not really hershy's syrup...........PHIL I WANT A REFUND Immediately!!! I've been robbed..................Damn it!

 

[SVFootball]

Just take one good looooong last look at those hands!!! MhMMM they are going to look pretty cool on my wall. I will be able to tell the world of the now extinct bigfoot!! And how it used to exsist. I would have the head mounted but I have not nearly the wll space required for that!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I could even have one of those cookies stuffed in it's mouth!!! Now that would be a conversation piece!!!

man you're going about this all wrong....you gotta get his ENTIRE body stuffed with his hands out flat so he can hold your cigar box.....and make sure you make him have a big smile on his face

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Lucian, great idea!

oldfella...play nice. leave jt's cookies alone. or we are gonna start stealing your lba and replacing them with hershy's syrup. that will teach ya.

god bless
lucian

I'll get a hold of Phil and everytime he's about to send OF a dose, he can just send it to me by accident! He can just send a sorry note instead.....whoo hoo!

 

[oldfella]

man you're going about this all wrong....you gotta get his ENTIRE body stuffed with his hands out flat so he can hold your cigar box.....and make sure you make him have a big smile on his face

Nahhhh I already got Geronimo in my lounge room for that. I'm gonna mount his hands on the wall though.

Look JT, I'm actually doing you a favor here. Since your kids are already making jokes about your hair cut you don't want to give them any ammunition to zero in on your waistline now do you??? Those little bastards can be really cruel ya know!!!

 

[oldfella]

I'll get a hold of Phil and everytime he's about to send OF a dose, he can just send it to me by accident! He can just send a sorry note instead.....whoo hoo!

That's fine cause I got a new growth formula secret..........................................JT'S COOKIES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh shit this thread is gonna get outta hand here!!!!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

SV, my entire body is getting stuffed...RIGHT NOW!

man you're going about this all wrong....you gotta get his ENTIRE body stuffed with his hands out flat so he can hold your cigar box.....and make sure you make him have a big smile on his face

However I did manage to notice that she actually ziplocked his cookies and set them aside before I even got over there. WTF?! lol.

 

[SVFootball]

hahahahhahahahaha poor JT

its sad when your wife cooks for other guys and not you....

 

[lucian]

omg...the big pro secret to size......jt's cookies!!!! finaly!!!
god bless
lucian

 

[oldfella]

However I did manage to notice that she actually ziplocked his cookies and set them aside before I even got over there. WTF?! lol.

LOL she is an indian right??................well stealth is what they are all about!!!!!! LOL. Sneak up behind you and scalp you before you can wake up!!!

 

[SVFootball]

Oh shit this thread is gonna get outta hand here!!!!

shit all we gotta do is mention a pro and the thread will jump to 10 pgs in like 5 minutes...

first the jay thread now the brewer thread...damn

 

[oldfella]

omg...the big pro secret to size......jt's cookies!!!! finaly!!!
god bless
lucian

See......see what you have done now JT????? Now everyone knows your secrets, I did say I wouldn't tell as long as you kept your paws off my batch................................well.............this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

No shit!

hahahahhahahahaha poor JT

its sad when your wife cooks for other guys and not you....

SHE'S GOT A FEW OTHER BASTARDS ON HERE THAT SHE SOMEHOW THINKS ARE OKAY....I KEEP TELLING HER IT'S ALL BULLSHIT, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. EVE WAS SUCKERED BY THAT SERPENT IN THE GARDEN! LOL....