Anawhore made my willy grow an entire 2 centimeters!
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Sorry!
Let's break this product down. First the nutritional label's macronutrient content:
A total of 320 calories per 95 gram serving from:
Protein - 20g
Fat - 1g
Carbs - (57g (28.5 is dextrose, the rest is Maltodextrin)
That's only 78grams accounted for. What makes up the other 17grams?
5 grams of creatine - What makes up the other 12grams?
Probably mystery dust. There's no listing of other nutrients, bu there's obviously something else in there.. OOOOOoooh.
It says to take one serving immediately AFTER your workout. Makes sense. It's high on the simple carbohydrate side so you'll restore your glycogen very quickly. Though I'd prefer to have my creatine before AND after my workout.
3.3 pounds of this stuff costs on average $65! Holy sheeet...
What's in this thing? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
From the MuscleTech site:
"No other product has ever been designed or proven to manipulate the master genetic regulatorsmTOR, p70S6K, PKB, FOXO, and MAFbx."
To translate for the laymen:
"No other product can fluxymostercockinase, restor exo-myo-semenrefridgeragerdase NOR-cockatene, down-syndrom elimination, and punctual dysmorphic aortal scrotal fluid with just ONE serving!!!!!"
Man. I'll stick with what works. Masturbation.