New sex experience

[Pharm_Fed]

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[Knight9]

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It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies..

Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--

 

[Pharm_Fed]

It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies..

Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--

Except sometimes it is about the rusty trombone.....sometimes.

 

[scrapper13]

I'll never judge anyone else, but with the smells that come out of my ass, no girl is going anywhere near it. As it is I always give my crotch the quick spray of axe before I get some ass.

 

[Stardweller]

mine tried but it just aint gonna work with those long ass nails!

Ouch!!

 

[Jefe]

I had two girl try it on me.

Both gave me no warning, both didn't use lube.

Didn't even spit on their finger, just jammed it up there.

Of course I jumped and clenched.

*shrugs*

I guess it's not for everyone. More power to you if you enjoy it.

Let the freak flags fly! :headbang:

Pickles

 

[Deleted member 121863]

I had two girl try it on me.

Both gave me no warning, both didn't use lube.

Didn't even spit on their finger, just jammed it up there.

Of course I jumped and clenched.

*shrugs*

I guess it's not for everyone. More power to you if you enjoy it.

Let the freak flags fly! :headbang:

Pickles

You ever try and stick your hammer in a dry vag? How did that (would that feel). Same thing.

 

[Simpllyhuge]

Love that Arabic or Indian guy from the 40 year old virgin. Think he did some crazy shit in real life to his wife. Off topic but interesting

 

[Knight9]

Love that Arabic or Indian guy from the 40 year old virgin. Think he did some crazy shit in real life to his wife. Off topic but interesting

Yeah, he wasn't reading a script or anything..

 

[Jefe]

Yeah, he wasn't reading a script or anything..

40-Year-Old Virgin Actor Shelley Malil Sentenced to Life in Prison - ABC News

 

[Simpllyhuge]

Was that rolls eyes for me or knight? I think is seems warranted for night but I just try and ignore him.

 

[Knight9]

Was that rolls eyes for me or knight? I think is seems warranted for night but I just try and ignore him.

Did I roll my eyes? Now you're making shit up? As if being an imbecile was not enough..

 

[Jefe]

It was for Knight.

Knight, read the link. He stabbed his gf/wife. Got life in prison.

REAL LIFE = NOT READING FROM A SCRIPT.

Maybe try a Google search before you sass someone?



http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment...helley-malil-sentenced-life/story?id=12430288

 

[G.I.Bro]

Getting a rimjob while jacking off is amazing.Then finish by blowing a load in her face if lucky. If you don't like it, you just haven't tried it yet. Sensory overload. Very intense orgasm with some light pressure on the ass hole. It's ridic. A little finger I can handle too but never desired anything more. Keep the undercarriage clean shaven and clean, preferably right out of shower or within 30 min or so after showering. However, I've had other women, and now wife, spontaneously do it drunk, after being out all night. I don't think anyone cares about a little sweaty ass when they are drunk haha. If your girl does, sorry about your luck. You got a raw deal!

Rimjob thread of ultimate glory.

 

[Knight9]

Getting a rimjob while jacking off is amazing.Then finish by blowing a load in her face if lucky. If you don't like it, you just haven't tried it yet. Sensory overload. Very intense orgasm with some light pressure on the ass hole. It's ridic. A little finger I can handle too but never desired anything more. Keep the undercarriage clean shaven and clean, preferably right out of shower or within 30 min or so after showering. However, I've had other women, and now wife, spontaneously do it drunk, after being out all night. I don't think anyone cares about a little sweaty ass when they are drunk haha. If your girl does, sorry about your luck. You got a raw deal!

Rimjob thread of ultimate glory.

Lol. Post of ultimate glory. No finger for me.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

You guys are way too shy. You need to open up more. Learn to express just what you like. Quit being such prudes. Especially you two guys.

/end sarcasm

 

[Simpllyhuge]

Did I roll my eyes? Now you're making shit up? As if being an imbecile was not enough..

Jefe rolled eyes you moron. It's like impossible for you to get more ridiculous..

 

[GreenEarth]

Never had this done to me...I'm aware that there are a large amount of nerve endings around the asshole, so it would make sense that it would feel good, I guess just basic orgasms, to me, have always felt...good enough?

The "gay" arguments on this thread are a bit laughable. A man being sexually attracted to another man is gay. Getting your ass fingered while fucking your wife is gay now? I think someone said it will make you eventually crave phallus? lol Yes that makes plenty of sense..."I enjoy having this happen while I'm fucking a woman, I better go find some dude to do it with."

Not sure I trust myself to have it happen...have realized while reading through this thread that I've never seen my butthole. Never used two mirrors and spread my cheeks to check it out. I'm just not sure I can trust something on me that I've never seen...lol. I am quite a fan of giving rimjobs though. If a girl enjoys it and keeps herself clean, as far as I'm concerned she's earned it

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Reading through this thread, I had several belly laughs. The "gay butthole" stems from childhood through adult conditioning that anything that concerns a man's anus is somehow gay. Thank goodness that hemorrhoids and crapping haven't been lumped into this category. It seems only pleasure that is derived from the anus. A woman doesn't have a gay butthole and neither do men. It's just another part of your body. Some people derive sexual pleasure from giving or receiving an armpit licking... strange but so what?

I say let her do to you whatever she wants if she enjoys it. If you can't allow yourself to enjoy it or simply don't then don't do it. If you do, then have at it. Most people have some (often strange) sexual fetish or desire. It means nothing at all. What does mean something is that if you can get a woman to open hers up to you, then you've accomplished something. Men are often far more assertive when it comes to asking for or just outright performing their little sex weirdness.

One thing I have to ask though. I simply cannot get the mechanics of it. In what position(s) would you have to be in to both get a rimjob AND jerk off?

Guy on his back with legs spread? In doggystyle position? Standing with her sitting between your legs with her.... head back tongue up in the air? How does that work? LOL

 

[nfernoo]

Reading through this thread, I had several belly laughs. The "gay butthole" stems from childhood through adult conditioning that anything that concerns a man's anus is somehow gay. Thank goodness that hemorrhoids and crapping haven't been lumped into this category. It seems only pleasure that is derived from the anus. A woman doesn't have a gay butthole and neither do men. It's just another part of your body. Some people derive sexual pleasure from giving or receiving an armpit licking... strange but so what?

I say let her do to you whatever she wants if she enjoys it. If you can't allow yourself to enjoy it or simply don't then don't do it. If you do, then have at it. Most people have some (often strange) sexual fetish or desire. It means nothing at all. What does mean something is that if you can get a woman to open hers up to you, then you've accomplished something. Men are often far more assertive when it comes to asking for or just outright performing their little sex weirdness.

One thing I have to ask though. I simply cannot get the mechanics of it. In what position(s) would you have to be in to both get a rimjob AND jerk off?

Guy on his back with legs spread? In doggystyle position? Standing with her sitting between your legs with her.... head back tongue up in the air? How does that work? LOL

Yep you nailed it....
That's exactly how it works.
if a big guy,on your knees in front of the bed.

I'm gay, I know these things.