O/T How Do You Drive A Bodybuilder Insane???

[BigCracker]

Tell them there's a mirror in the corner of a round room!!!

I thought the board could use a little humor these days. Anyone else have any bodybuilder jokes??? Hopefully they'll be better than mine...

 

[617ricky]

This was originally a Pollock (Polish) joke, lol..

 

[Thor]

HA HA

Tell them there's a mirror in the corner of a round room!!!

I thought the board could use a little humor these days. Anyone else have any bodybuilder jokes??? Hopefully they'll be better than mine...

Good one Big C , yea a little humor is always good, I can't think of any right now but I'll be back.

 

[dieselbuilder]

found these online

Gold's Gym was robbed last week, that's the last time they recommend free weights....

Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?
He wanted to get ripped to shreds....

Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting

What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? Curls

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
He wanted maximum isolation.

If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,don't worry it's called bulking up.

What do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a peeping tom? Amazing peeks.

A smart alec sent an oxford dictionary to a pro bodybuilder and told him it would help with the definition.

Did you hear about the farmer, he was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym.

A kid talking to Ronnie Coleman
"What does KG mean sir?"
"Killer Glutes"

Coach:"A bodybuilder is like a tree God."
Client:"Yeah,and some of them bare their nuts."

A dumb Bodybuilder tried to rescue a girl from two live power cables but he got electocuted because he tried to do cable crossovers.

Arnold Schwarzennegger's arms were so big he could break a Hotel Chain

A female Bodybuilder once injected steroids into her pussy, now she's a muscly c*nt.

 

[jdavid1139]

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. One to change the bulb and atleast 2 to say ;"dude you look HUGE!"

 

[Dubs]

LOL!

How does a loan shark train his delts?

....


With collateral raises! AHAHAHAAH

 

[gooey]

I would ask them...

1. How much do they bench

2. Ask if they are all-natural as if its my business

3. Find anyway possible to mess with their schedule, daily routine, like myself 20 step same step process to do everything... aka how to mess with a person with OCD


Goo

 

[BigCracker]

1. How much do they bench

2. Ask if they are all-natural as if its my business

3. Find anyway possible to mess with their schedule, daily routine, like myself 20 step same step process to do everything... aka how to mess with a person with OCD


Goo

This pretty much describes what life has handed me daily for over 20 years.

 

[hotttsauce]

How do you murder a bodybuilder


put a mirror at the bottom of the pool

 

[Mega Squat]

LOL

so true

 

[madmick]

"are you loosing weight?"

 

[kid1dakota]

Steal their fanny pack!! lol, worst look ever with the mullet,zubas,tank top under the sweat shirt with the collar cut out and the high tops(usually the zubas tucked in). how many on here are guilty? 1988-89 ish.

 

[natabolic]

Steal their fanny pack!! lol, worst look ever with the mullet,zubas,tank top under the sweat shirt with the collar cut out and the high tops(usually the zubas tucked in). how many on here are guilty? 1988-89 ish.

or still guilty of it... not gonna say any names. LOL. but you know who you are.

 

[notsobig32]

1. How much do they bench

2. Ask if they are all-natural as if its my business

3. Find anyway possible to mess with their schedule, daily routine, like myself 20 step same step process to do everything... aka how to mess with a person with OCD


Goo

OMFg, this is great!!!!!!! i agree completel gooey. I absolutely hate how obvious people are at hintint about asking you about gear useage.

I don't bench because i tore my pec and when asked that questiion, i answer that i don't which leads to a million more questions.I am going to start saying 225.

 

[hotttsauce]

"are you loosing weight?"

LMAO! That's a good one.

Or you can say, Wow, I can tell you are on off season!

 

[Phidias]

"are you loosing weight?"

Yeah by far the most annoying...

You're sick? You've stopped training? You finally made up your mind and opted for the "fit" look? LMAO!!

 

[Lenny]

Hide thier peanut butter jar

 

[jdchaffin]

"are you loosing weight?"

(bodybuilder places offender in a headlock and insists that he is "leaning out")

 

[BigCracker]

Steal their fanny pack!! lol, worst look ever with the mullet,zubas,tank top under the sweat shirt with the collar cut out and the high tops(usually the zubas tucked in). how many on here are guilty? 1988-89 ish.

Otomix with poofy socks and crazee wear pants = guilty as charged.

 

[tkav1980]

1 ask the same guy every single day "how do i get big?"
2 stand next to the biggest one and mimic everything he does with 1/4 the weight
3 stare alot, i mean to the point where it even makes other people uncomfortable.
4 ask him at length what shoes are best for squatting while listing the pro's and cons of each brand, and disagree with everything he says
5 argue volume
6 stand in the power rack and have a 45 min phone call with your mother. verry loud.
7 wear jeans, a belt, a wife beater, and dress shoes. dont forget to do your hair, and curl.....always curl. you must flex between sets.
8 stand next to the most hardcore guy in the gym, and talk about how drunk you were last night, how many burgers from mcdonalds you ate after drinking all night, about the insanely overdosed cycle your on, all while doing alternating standing dumbell curls with 25 lbs. oh and take 3-5 min between sets to further discuss the fact that you bench every day.
9 drink turbo tea, or ephedra tea then proclaim how "hard core that shit is!" and "how it gets you totally amped to fucking bench" then strugle with 225.
10 tell him how you would be that big too if you took as much juice as he does.