O/T - True Story! - Sunday Humor!

[Oldlifter]

So, here I am sitting on the therapy table, right after therapy session, with a hot little middle-aged, divorced woman. My wife and oldest daughter was present as well.

Well, as I sat, waiting for the nurse to finish up with her report, I got's to noticing her eyes (beautiful hue of green). Now my wife is always on edge when she is with me. She can't figure out yet, what I might just say to whomever. My daughter, always gets a laugh from of me. So, I couldn't help myself, here comes ol's manly side, rearing it's atrocious head. After she (nurse) finishes wrigthing, she looks up and ask me if I had any questions. Ha ha. O boy did I! She stepped into that one! I look at my wife, *LOL*, and here expression went from happy go lucky, to o, shiat! Ha Ha. Anyway, I popped the question (no guys, I didn't asked her to marry me), I sheepishly, yet confidently, with my piercing blues, looked her dead in those beautiful green lonely, desperate eyes of hers, and says/asked "Where did you get those mesmerizing eyes? They absolutely, devastate me!" *LOL*. My wife about shiat! My daughter, well lets just say it went south, *LOL*. the nurse? Dumbfounded!

So, what does the nurse do? *LOL* She looks at my wife! Ha Ha!. Now, I'm trying to hold in my laughter, as best as I can, to the success of a over bearing smile. Finally, nurse turns ALL shades of red, and a few other colors in between. *LOL* I'm still looking at her with that smile and those blues. She (nurse) asked, "Do you always act like this", I'm like "only when I get mesmerized" *LOL*. now mind you gentlemen, this right after her (nurse) prodding, my two glutes for pain (I'm in for back) Ha ha.

Well, needless to say, that ended the session. *LOL*. So on the way out, my wife says to me, "why did you do that you crazy ole fart"? ha ha, I'm like, well, an old guy like me needs to get confirmation of his being needed in this world, and I was just making sure, that if YOU couldn't handled the NEED I could be assured that it wouldn't be a problem in the future" *LOL*

Well, being the sweetheart my wife is, she swats me on my ice, and says, "I've got more NEED, THAN you will EVER BE able to handle" Ha ha.

I didn't argue! You guys got any of these?

Signed,


Mr. Needy (AKA, Oldlifter)

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[Thor]

HA HA

that is exactly how I will be in a few years, pretty funny and good response from the wife too.

 

[meatshack137]

haha thats great bro gave me a couple chuckles i thinks it was great that she was good humored about it. So theres a silver tounged lady slayer in her midst lol. props bro

 

[ballennonstop]

Oldlifter = PIMP Great Post!!

 

[DrivingForward]

My grandfather pulls the same stuff! Now keep in mind, you're much younger than him, but I've watched him do it for almost 30 years, its hillarious the responses he gets!

Its always good to see someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously!