passing a piss test

[A.M.]

I left my wife for another woman. We have a beautiful 4 year old daughter together. I have custody of my Two boys from my previous marrage. I was sent a sapena in the mail for me to apear in juvinlle court. It seems that my wifes probation officer gave her a monthly u.a. and she failed for meth. That shit is makein her loose her fuckin mind. Due to the fact I have my two boys the state was going to award me my daughter. Then she stood up in cort and said I use gear. They really didn't beleave her because I've been on it sence I was 16 so I was always a big boy. We are from a small town so everyone knows each other. Never the less I'm scared the test me just to please the courts. Bro can u mask an AAS test??? Cuz I know I cant pass. I do have my daughter but I don't want to loose her and my boys due to this bitch...

 

[BRINGTHEPAIN23]

I know it depends on what you are on or were on and for how long....and i also know it is a lot of money to give this type of test vs. a reg drug...you can always go to walgreens and for $60-$80 you can get a home piss test for aas


GOOD LUCK

 

[blackhulk]

not sure if they will watch or not but if they don't they sell fake urine that is the same as real you can buy online called quick fix synthetic urine. good stuff. helped me in my situation... luck.

 

[Benches]

Or just use some real clean urine.

I supply several friends and relatives with clean urine when they ask me for it. Usually involves a frantic call with one of them being sent to the clinic and me meeting them along the way with piss in a condom

works every time though

Just wanted to add........The temp of the urine must be at least body temp or they tend to refuse it. I toss that sample up on the dash and run the defrost on medium to warm it up on the way

 

[jalsmiley]

Or just use some real clean urine.

I supply several friends and relatives with clean urine when they ask me for it. Usually involves a frantic call with one of them being sent to the clinic and me meeting them along the way with piss in a condom

works every time though

Just wanted to add........The temp of the urine must be at least body temp or they tend to refuse it. I toss that sample up on the dash and run the defrost on medium to warm it up on the way

hand warmers from ski shop taped to double ziploc bag of pee that is taped to your bladder area...pee comes out perfect temp...i wrote in someones thread a while back the whole foolproof process! basically double zip loc with someone elses clean pee in it, put a nail in the bag too so you can push it through and make a hole when ready to drain it in sample cup.

 

[maldorf]

If youre hardcore you can take someone else's urine and force it up through your penis using a catheter. Then you can just pee if back out. that works if someone is watching you go.

I think it would work if you made sure your bladder is good and empty before you shoot it up there, and that you put it in there not too long before you take the test.

 

[bloodshed]

If youre hardcore you can take someone else's urine and force it up through your penis using a catheter. Then you can just pee if back out. that works if someone is watching you go.

I think it would work if you made sure your bladder is good and empty before you shoot it up there, and that you put it in there not too long before you take the test.

i take it you watch blue mountain state?

when all else fails...theres the whizzinator, if you can find one atleast since the company was raided and shut down.

 

[maldorf]

i take it you watch blue mountain state?

when all else fails...theres the whizzinator, if you can find one atleast since the company was raided and shut down.

Well, I read about a case where someone did just that, and the bodybuilder tested positive for HCG and was disqualified. Turns out that he used his wife's urine. So that drug test done at the contest actually told them that she was pregnant!! Double whammy! true story, not tv.

 

[tsimehc75]

Well, I read about a case where someone did just that, and the bodybuilder tested positive for HCG and was disqualified. Turns out that he used his wife's urine. So that drug test done at the contest actually told them that she was pregnant!! Double whammy! true story, not tv.

omg!! i dont know if i should laugh or cry at that maldorf..jeez!!

 

[bloodshed]

Well, I read about a case where someone did just that, and the bodybuilder tested positive for HCG and was disqualified. Turns out that he used his wife's urine. So that drug test done at the contest actually told them that she was pregnant!! Double whammy! true story, not tv.

wow thats pretty funny. they had a scene where they did that before a drug test, didn't know that any people actually did it though.

 

[maldorf]

wow thats pretty funny. they had a scene where they did that before a drug test, didn't know that any people actually did it though.

Yeah. Most of the things you see in shows is based on reality, something that has happened. It can be done, and would work I believe as long as you dont wait too long and build up your own urine on top of what you added in. I imagine though that it is quite painful!

 

[bloodshed]

i suppose if i were in a situation like the OP's and it were my only choice i would go for it.

 

[Ashop]

I left my wife for another woman. We have a beautiful 4 year old daughter together. I have custody of my Two boys from my previous marrage. I was sent a sapena in the mail for me to apear in juvinlle court. It seems that my wifes probation officer gave her a monthly u.a. and she failed for meth. That shit is makein her loose her fuckin mind. Due to the fact I have my two boys the state was going to award me my daughter. Then she stood up in cort and said I use gear. They really didn't beleave her because I've been on it sence I was 16 so I was always a big boy. We are from a small town so everyone knows each other. Never the less I'm scared the test me just to please the courts. Bro can u mask an AAS test??? Cuz I know I cant pass. I do have my daughter but I don't want to loose her and my boys due to this bitch...

I bet you they dont test for AAS only rec drugs.
If a urine test,,try synthetic urine. do a google.

 

[pridefighter2000]

Not 100% sure but i doubt they will bother to test you.Tests for AAS are far more expensive than a regular one that tests for rec drugs,and believe me the State is cheap and doesn't like to or have extra cash to spend.Considering your wife failed her UA for crystal meth,her credibilty is zero to none and hopefully enough to make her look like a junkie and you a hard working man who loves and provides for his children.Good luck bro.

 

[Diggler28]

I left my wife for another woman. We have a beautiful 4 year old daughter together. I have custody of my Two boys from my previous marrage. I was sent a sapena in the mail for me to apear in juvinlle court. It seems that my wifes probation officer gave her a monthly u.a. and she failed for meth. That shit is makein her loose her fuckin mind. Due to the fact I have my two boys the state was going to award me my daughter. Then she stood up in cort and said I use gear. They really didn't beleave her because I've been on it sence I was 16 so I was always a big boy. We are from a small town so everyone knows each other. Never the less I'm scared the test me just to please the courts. Bro can u mask an AAS test??? Cuz I know I cant pass. I do have my daughter but I don't want to loose her and my boys due to this bitch...

An AAS test is expensive and has to be a specific test. Your run of the mill drug screen does not test for them. There is no way to beat one if you are on unless you use someonelse's clean urine or one of the synthetics online. I'd use a real person's clean urine because a lab analysis also test for adulteration and who knows what the synthetic will show up as. Why chance it. If you have the real deal then you know you are good.

 

[Benches]

hand warmers from ski shop taped to double ziploc bag of pee that is taped to your bladder area...pee comes out perfect temp...i wrote in someones thread a while back the whole foolproof process! basically double zip loc with someone elses clean pee in it, put a nail in the bag too so you can push it through and make a hole when ready to drain it in sample cup.

Sir, you are a smooth operator! I am switching to your method since when that condom is up on my dash I always worry...

" What if that damn thing leaks or breaks"

 

[UglyDucklingSyndrome]

Use an unlubriucated condom filled with clean urine and tie or attach it to your groin area. Your body temperature from your groin area will keep it within range to make it acceptable. Use a thumbtack to pop it if they're wathching. Practice it and make it believable. But I would have to believe that a woman who failed a drug test screaming out that you take anything doesnt warrant them to test you also. Usually they need some type of reason to test you beyond hearsay. Good luck man!

 

[A.M.]

Thanks

Thanks bros.... I appreciate ur responses and will keep ya'll posted on the outcome.

 

[buzzkill44]

look up a whizzinator......fake penis with a blatter and heater that keeps synthetic urine at the right temp. haha. one of my buddies is huge into his weed and was on probation so he invested in one since they watched him piss at his tests. this way it looks totally legit. apparently sometimes they watch you piss so you can't just dump piss into a cup.

 

[jalsmiley]

Sir, you are a smooth operator! I am switching to your method since when that condom is up on my dash I always worry...

" What if that damn thing leaks or breaks"

ha..i passed all my pre employment screenings like this...also, i feared breaking condoms or plastic etc so the double ziplock is key!!and of course the screw or nail inside the bags to make the hole...i learned that trick the hard way...first time i did this method i didnt have nail in bag and i made quite the mess trying to empty the piss into the cup...but live and learn!lol it is actually so foolproof that the only way the catch ya is if they watch your dick piss in the cup...you hang the bag taped to your bladder right over your dick with a corner pointing downward...and even if they pat you down over the bags over your pants they wont feel it there.