Phil Hernon masturbates small animals!!

BALDNAZI · Feb 12, 2004

I have absolutely no idea why I posted this and have no way of knowing if it is true.But I demand that Phil defend himself.What gives pumpboy?Is it true?

Paul Bunyan · Feb 12, 2004

In defense of Phil, his hands are too big for that. It's all just an ugly rumor.

PB

AirSupport · Feb 12, 2004

Baldnazi

Maybe you should take your medication one hour before posting messages.

(I really don't care what Phil's habits are. I'm afraid you may start telling us about your own.)

PHIL HERNON · Feb 12, 2004

Hey

That VHS is doctored!!! That is not me!!!! Thats nat a real animal I am masturbating to either!

Bigbillybear · Feb 12, 2004

Re: Hey

PHIL HERNON said:
That VHS is doctored!!! That is not me!!!! Thats nat a real animal I am masturbating to either!

Bros,

LMAO...

BBB

mike man · Feb 13, 2004

Wait a minute!

Is he masterbating TO an animal (if so, I've seen that one. lol.), or is a masterbating AN animal?????
What gives???

PHIL HERNON · Feb 13, 2004

Both

TO and AN. Wait a minute, WTF am I saying, that is not me!!!

BALDNAZI · Feb 13, 2004

LOL

Gotta love this place.You get to break a Pro's balls,and he rolls with it.Phil is just a regular guy like all of us.Maybe alot bigger,and maybe rubbing small forest creatures' testicles against their will,but Phil is still a good guy..........

Kyubert · Feb 13, 2004

Maybe those animals really enjoy it, I like my balls played with

rAJJIN · Feb 13, 2004

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Maybe thats the trick to serious growth.
I always hear the Pros are "gay" or give blow jobs for gh Money.

maybe just maybe we all are missing something.
Is semen anabolic?

Steak Helmet · Feb 13, 2004

WEll BIG PHIL has told me that he no longer eats meat for protein...hmmm, he said he sticks to the liquid stuff...

AH HA, BUSTED!!

Truepeptides · Oct 15, 2009

lol what a thread title

PsyT · Oct 15, 2009

I just hope googlecache picks this up with the quickness and anybody searching PHIL HERNON (why wouldnt you search it with caps lock on

) will pick up this thread

Phidias · Oct 15, 2009

Truepeptides said:
lol what a thread title

LMAO!! Makes me think about this recent thread...

http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/professional-muscle-forum/50475-professional-muscle-its-time-cleansing.html

BN, bro, your posts were lighter back in the day...

HAHA just playing buddy!!

bellicose · Oct 15, 2009

Phidias said:
LMAO!! Makes me think about this recent thread... http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/professional-muscle-forum/50475-professional-muscle-its-time-cleansing.html

yeah...wtf? Bipolar?

dragonfire101 · Oct 15, 2009

I hear it was a Pikachu. I hope not that would just be wrong.

PsyT · Oct 15, 2009

the fuzzy underbelly is irresistible. ::tar-wars

dragonfire101 · Oct 15, 2009

I guess it must work. This is what I hear you look like after. Phil must have cut his ears and tail off and went tanning.

It looks like this is where roid rage comes from. It must have to do with contracting some form of rabies after the transformation of added muscle.

The BB Monad · Oct 15, 2009

Ok, I must be insane because I read the whole thread and still didn't get it.

Why would anyone post this in the first place and why bring Phil into it?

Am I missing something?

BALDNAZI · Oct 15, 2009

OMG

Hahahaha....Jesus Christ, some of the dumb shit I used to post for a laugh. Then I see my post about the "cleansing" thanks tro Phidias. Talk about a walking contradiction. Bipolar maybe. Psychotic probably. A couple of screws loose, most definitely. Feel free to laugh at my expense on this one, I fully deserve it....