HEY, AT LEAST PHIL WAS MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HE HAD A PROBLEM.. everyday millions of men face the world with a small penis. some will finally give in to dispare and take their own lives. some will get into midget porn. some will buy a penis pump with hope of being, at the very least, average. not our phil... he grabbed the bull by the horns and vacuumed his penis to well below average. he now proudly endorses the pump as being the only thing that brought his penis and his grapes into the proportioned package that they are....completely inadequete. but, phils none the less..... (sniff) i need a tissue.
I have no idea on how to reply to this post. I swear I'm NOT Laughing Phil, U were/are one of my favorite pro's.... So I would say I was in awe, but there are too many homosexual overtones to that. Thanx for the pic BigA....
I THINK that Phil together with his current sponsors are about to take legal action against the Penis Pump company and also this other nutritional company in the US that is still using Phil's pics 6 years after the contract expired.
If I am wrong, then Mr Penis Pump can correct me
WE HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS BEFOR IN MT COMPANY. THE MOST THEY WILL GET IS A LETTER TO STOP USING THE PICS. IF THE PROBLEM PERSISTS THEN YOU CAN PERSUE LEGAL ACTION. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I HAD A SHITTY LAWYER.LOL
Not only do you have a case against the company using the pix, but also the photographer they received the photo from and the magazines the ad appeared in. Magazines must confirm release approval for models in ads. Good luck.
Talk about comedy central! Buffman4 tries Phils case...he invites Bjorn and Raver in to demenstrate the pump...ON EACH OTHER!
The jury gets hot and bothered they break out a case of special Lawyer Mazola Oil (they only sell this to sick, twisted attornys)
Pretty soon they are all freakin' with the big boys. Of course Buffman wins the day and a fat lawsuit check is cut....BUT WAIT!
Wheres Buffman? The last Phil heard Buffman took the check and is in Mexico pretending to be a horse doctor. Phil is pissed and hires Baldnazi and Piggy to do the hit....They drive down to Mexico to find Buffman4 but get into a fight over politics halfway there. Now it's up to Phil to bail them out of jail on charges of Mayhem. Guess who they decide to represent them... RIIIIIGHT, Buffman! Now they can't kill him till after the trial. Phil is going in the hole AGAIN! He fronts some more cash to cool, collected Mike S. Mike has a plan.........