HEY, AT LEAST PHIL WAS MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HE HAD A PROBLEM.. everyday millions of men face the world with a small penis. some will finally give in to dispare and take their own lives. some will get into midget porn. some will buy a penis pump with hope of being, at the very least, average. not our phil... he grabbed the bull by the horns and vacuumed his penis to well below average. he now proudly endorses the pump as being the only thing that brought his penis and his grapes into the proportioned package that they are....completely inadequete. but, phils none the less..... (sniff) i need a tissue.