R.I.P. Boobs

[method2madness]

Ever since the birth of my son my sex life has gotten much better actually. We've actually been doing much less but when we do go at it the sex is amazing! My one regret is that I have lost something in the process. Since my son breast feeds I have lost my wifes' boobs as an object of sexual attraction/usefulness. So, goodbye boobs; we had some great times together but I guess our time has passed

 

[Performance Based]

My ex was on some sort of birth control that actually made her lactate a little bit... Not going to lie I found it extremely fucking hot...

Why not continue to enjoy them? Its not like your drinking a full bottle of milk...

Or am I just completely fucked in the head?

(well I am I know this haha)

 

[FordFan]

My ex was on some sort of birth control that actually made her lactate a little bit... Not going to lie I found it extremely fucking hot...

Why not continue to enjoy them? Its not like your drinking a full bottle of milk...

Or am I just completely fucked in the head?

(well I am I know this haha)

Hahaha, free milk! Secret of the pros.

 

[Slick Mic]

why don't you get her a boob job voucher for x mas (serious):headbang:

 

[method2madness]

why don't you get her a boob job voucher for x mas (serious):headbang:

She's one of those homeopathic all natural types. I love her for it but there is no way she'd ever get a boob job. Poor me. I gues it really helps that she gives me the best head I have ever had and continues to do so 6 years in to our marriage

 

[Slick Mic]

well you know what you gotta do next? get her prego again!! oh yeah:headbang:

 

[Scottyd]

Thats free protien bro... i say u take advantage of those mid night meals!

 

[MightyJohn]

Yeah I was gonna say boobs are the best investment any of My gfs ever made

 

[mjacked]

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Thats free protien bro... i say u take advantage of those mid night meals!

:yeahthat: LOL!!

 

[Turkishexpress]

Dude, one of my boys kept on sucking on his girl's boobs even after she stopped breast feeding and she kept on lactating and her breasts went down very little. He's a happy little elf to say the least. Don't let them tatas dry up!

 

[Magnolia5]

Never been a boob guy so i don't feel ur pain. Big or small i just don't care. Focus on the Legs and ass my friend.

 

[Mr_math]

Well maybe when the breast feeding stops you will regain that desire????

I don't know, I've seen nipples in a breast pump while being in a few clinics once, thought I'd never look at breasts the same way again... Now I've never managed to erase that image from my mind, I still have breast wishes.

Maybe it'll come back?

 

[SecondAct]

I'm just glad Boobs isn't the screen name of some moderator on an obscure site that I've never read who died of kidney failure at 34 after taking a moderate dosage of 14k grams of gear to cruise on. I cringe when I see rip threads. My first thought is, " who is boobs, do I know that cat?" Sorry about the boobs.

 

[method2madness]

Well maybe when the breast feeding stops you will regain that desire????

I don't know, I've seen nipples in a breast pump while being in a few clinics once, thought I'd never look at breasts the same way again... Now I've never managed to erase that image from my mind, I still have breast wishes.

Maybe it'll come back?

I've seen my wife with the breast pump and I agree with you, breasts will NEVER be the same for me again. It's no great loss but it just something that I'll have to deal with

 

[littlefoot]

She's one of those homeopathic all natural types. I love her for it but there is no way she'd ever get a boob job. Poor me. I gues it really helps that she gives me the best head I have ever had and continues to do so 6 years in to our marriage

/Thread.

Your original post is invalid and all of your complaints are null and void. You spoiled bastard!

 

[renewlyf]

For us to properly mourn with you, pictures will be necessary!

 

[nothuman]

This is the type of stuff that makes me never want to get married and have kids

 

[Juicemart]

I feel like Im witnessing a funeral. Condolesnces...!

 

[Google&Pubmed]

you bro that some uber natural 80:20 milk. Go at it!

Nothing will ever prevent me from enjoying boobs

 

[scrapper13]

I am a big tits guy and my current gf has no tits at all, she is fit and sexy as hell but i miss the tits. My last gf on the other hand had 30FF naturals and weighed 130 pounds i shit you not.