THE USA CHAMPIONSHIPS- as viewed through the eyes of Jethro Tull! lol

[JETHRO TULL]

Things are going slow right now and I am getting ready to head to Golds. The competitors had their meetings. Lynx and Galloping G. got measured and placed into height classes.

This is the biggest USA competition EVER! A whole lot of gals in figure, holy crap!

Today their were a ton of photo shoots out at the pool. It's awesome at this hotel!

I am having a good time. Board member Lex picked us up at the airport, so there was zero hassle.

This is his ride. I am pissed because I LOVE the way these cars look and they are comfortable for tall overweight bastards like myself.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

So the guy is bigger than I am and has a car that I want.

Not cool, not cool. Then we stopped at the hotel, checked in, got dressed and hit the gym.

This is the host hotel for the competitors. I like it here.

This is INSIDE the hotel. Pretty friggin' awesome!

 

[Designbuilt]

Who cares about the car, We wanna see the Fitness models! Especially our gals, I sincerely hope that they do well.

 

[Designbuilt]

Not cool, not cool. Then we stopped at the hotel, checked in, got dressed and hit the gym.

This is the host hotel for the competitors. I like it here.

This is INSIDE the hotel. Pretty friggin' awesome!

That is pretty cool, Look at the size of those trusses at the end. That's the advantage that architects have working in warmer climates.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

This is the outside where a bunch of girls were getting pics taken.

MD was there, bodybuilding.com, tons of photographers. This is the pool area.

More later, Lex is here. Time to train!

 

[pesty4077]

But where are the woman at the pool pictures??

 

[Mike Rice]

any pics of competitors

any pics of men's prejudging would be awesome. thanks for the play by play

 

[triathloncoach]

Fitness model pictures??? - why would JT care?

But where are the woman at the pool pictures??

If you were saying good nite too who JT says good nite too, you'd also be more focused on cars and elevators and fountains and less on who's hanging it out at the pool. He lives a very jaded life. You guys should have chipped in and sent a loser like me to take the photos.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Hahahaha...jeez! Hold on I just got back from the gym!

I didn't want to be one of those creepy asses who is out at the pool lurking with my camera and a semi-erection, fellas. lol. I had to make sure it was cool with the gals.

I was attempting to be respectful and I always end up b.s.ing with everyone around me.

Here is just one of the girls who was outside at the pool. It actually rained and these girls tans cost 150$ If they get a bunch of water droplets on there it really shows up.

I went out on purpose while it was raining so I could have the whole darn pool/hot tub to myself!

This gal was a real sweatheart and her man told me hell yeah, take all the pics you want of her! lol. I think they were from New Jersey.. good guys.

 

[mikeyt869]

she looks good and i like that bikini

 

[Alex A]

I will be looking for a pic similar to this on Saturday night...

 

[JETHRO TULL]

I WILL have some good pics when I actually go to the show.

There are a LOT of big muscular men and women here. If you ever start thinking your large and need a reality check [like I do every once in a while because I compare myself to 17 year old students! lol] then come to the lobby of this hotel!

The men and bikini are doing their prejudging tonight [this is Friday] I didn't want to buy tickets for that, because we got tickets for prejudging 9am for womens bodybuilding and figure on Saturday.

The night show for everyone is Saturday night. I'll be taking some good pics of that.

CB and Galloping G. came over and visited for a while and we entertained each other with colorful stories of CB's calf training secrets.

Look at these freaky pigs! [The secret is donkey calf raises in womens pumps.] He likes a male rider for greater....um..resistance? ]

Does this bastard not have some sic assed calf and arm genetics?!!!!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Here is one of our gals Galloping G.

Who cares about the car, We wanna see the Fitness models! Especially our gals, I sincerely hope that they do well.

When they came up to the room she revealed that she thought she'd try a little leaner look. I think she's been busting ass this week to do just that.

I think you guys will agree when you see this pic. Remember this is a Jethro pic in the room with sh*tty lighting, but I think you'll get the idea.

Gal G.

 

[Dusty Hanshaw]

GG is looking damn good. She's been busting her ass all week to get a bit tighter and more dry without going to far. I think she nailed it.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

We were hanging out here when Meredith got back from spray tanning.

I had made the mistake of taking off my shirt and standing next to Galloping G. for a picture of my sexy abs. BIG MISTAKE. lol. I immediately deleted that pic! Note to self* Never, never stand next to some skinny girl who is in great shape with a tan. I looked white and wide waisted. Nope!

I have a big nose and I don't walk into a room and say, "Hey everyone, check this out" while pointing at my enlarged nostrils!

Anyway, Meredith took this one after I put my shirt back on and sat down!

It was very relaxing and fun to meet board members once again.

I am sexier in this pic.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Yep, just right!

GG is looking damn good. She's been busting her ass all week to get a bit tighter and more dry without going to far. I think she nailed it.

I think just right.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Alex, I am really hoping that is the case!

I will be looking for a pic similar to this on Saturday night...

She looks exactly the same and she looked this way every day for the last three weeks.

I of course want our ProfessionalMuscle girls to kick some ass!


Meredith said she sure hopes she doesn't let Iabadman's cash to go to waste if she gets her ass kicked!

 

[JETHRO TULL]

Mike, I'll have some good pics of the men tomorrow night.

any pics of men's prejudging would be awesome. thanks for the play by play

Right now the men are at prejudging. CB and I have good seats and that's about the best I can do for now.

I started the thread without a lot mens pics because they've got them all split up over two days for prejudging because there are so many women!

I am a bodybuilding fan, so bare with me!

This is a pic of Meredith tonight.

 

[Alex A]

I will be looking for this signature pose Friday night too

 

[Phidias]

Gal G.

WOW!!

This is a pic of Meredith tonight.

WOW AGAIN!!


JT, my friend, I sincerely have to thank you for this thread, cause I was incredibly demotivated this morning before opening it, and well in spite of yourself you somehow managed to relight my fire... I'm heading to the gym right now to hit the elliptical.

And will make sure to come back a little later to check your updates regarding GG and Lynx, when I've lost my motivation again in a few hours.

Thanks for saving me! Lol!