warning, lol

[edge250]

do not ever brag to your wife and kid about how fast you were/are etc.

we ended up at the track and all i can say is i am so sore today in places i forgot i had and my calves, god i work them eod and they are so sore from running a couple 40 yard sprints it hurts to walk. it sucks getting old, amazing how much spring you can get off the track when your pretty heavy

 

[nosmas]

 

[JETHRO TULL]

You aren't old...just out of practice!

do not ever brag to your wife and kid about how fast you were/are etc.

we ended up at the track and all i can say is i am so sore today in places i forgot i had and my calves, god i work them eod and they are so sore from running a couple 40 yard sprints it hurts to walk. it sucks getting old, amazing how much spring you can get off the track when your pretty heavy

You still kicked their asses didn't you!

 

[MAINEVENT]

do not ever brag to your wife and kid about how fast you were/are etc.

we ended up at the track and all i can say is i am so sore today in places i forgot i had and my calves, god i work them eod and they are so sore from running a couple 40 yard sprints it hurts to walk. it sucks getting old, amazing how much spring you can get off the track when your pretty heavy

I still remember to this day when I was in junior high my dad and I raced. He ended up tearing his hamstring....lol.

Sadly, he still won. God Im slow.

 

[edge250]

gave the wife a 10 yard jump in the 40 and she beat me by 1 step. i can still move for my size. like i said the spring from the track kinda thru me off, felt like i was bouncing, lol. where's kevin levrone i'll smoke his ass

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

EVER SINCE MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE DEAD LIFTED 215 FOR 5 REPS, I HAVEN'T SAID SH*T AROUND THE HOUSE!

 

[Eatbig2getbig]

I woud like to see that race. For goodness sakes don't blow nothin out...your big ass movin down the track would be a funny site..LMAO

 

[A50#]

do not ever brag to your wife and kid about how fast you were/are etc.

we ended up at the track and all i can say is i am so sore today in places i forgot i had and my calves, god i work them eod and they are so sore from running a couple 40 yard sprints it hurts to walk. it sucks getting old, amazing how much spring you can get off the track when your pretty heavy

Did the same thing with my son about a year back. We both had just bought some new shoes and he said " I bet I can beat you in a race with thes shoes " of course I told him to bring it! So we lined up in front of the house by the mailbox and raced to the neighbors mailbox there and back 5 times. Long story short, I lost every race and ended up with a severly strained hamstring

 

[lynx]

gave the wife a 10 yard jump in the 40 and she beat me by 1 step. i can still move for my size. like i said the spring from the track kinda thru me off, felt like i was bouncing, lol. where's kevin levrone i'll smoke his ass

LOL! Your wife sounds like she's athletic. Now you said wife AND kid, did your kid beat you too?

 

[redneckrz]

my chance to brag

back when i was 42yrs.old my oldest teen she was16 and in track as a junior and 3 yrs training,she says she could beat me running down the block,so i says ok.she wouldnt leave it rest cause she had heard for a long time that i was faster than her from me.it started cause i usedto strut around the house that i used2 be a one man army,of course no one believed me.so after 11yrs of no jogging, no exercise i said just let me stretch and limber up an ill run ya.long stery short-i smoked her-left her in the dust.no one in the house said a word after that or my natural strength abilitys.stretched after the race so i never had any sorness,lucky maybe.

 

[littlemack]

Dude this is so true Edge.... The bigger I get...the slower I get....

BUT....

I'll take my 240lb physique over my old 140lb physique ANY day! Fat or no fat, I'm really happy with my body right now.

And Damn if LittleMack wasn't the center of attention last night at the bar!


hahahahaha

 

[Queefer]

I'm always telling people that my 265lbs is lightning quick. I've nicknamed myself rocketman. I'm so confident that I don't even feel the need to prove myself when someone wants to race.