What’s your best bodybuilding joke?

[motiv]

say when you meet someone who is at the bulk - "it looks like you've become leaner!"
(I hope the meaning is not lost due to the translation into English)

 

[Zarati]

"sport" itself is a joke,

Imagine purposely damaging your body for a few pounds of muscles because mental illness lol

 

[FrancisK]

I send this to people when they ask what I use

 

[FrancisK]

"sport" itself is a joke,

Imagine purposely damaging your body for a few pounds of muscles because mental illness lol

Ohhhhh stop, not everything has to be so serious

 

[FrancisK]

If you ever wore overalls to walk into your local farming supply to look the part and ask where to buy tren pellets

YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL

@Fa Seeshus WASN'T THAT YOU?

Sorry guys I'm gonna wear the shit out of the 'you are old school' meme

There was a guy who said he bought an entire ranchers outfit and wore it to go get tren pellets, was that you??

The visual cracks me up

 

[dsteelo455]

joke #1:
you will keep all your p.e.d gains.
joke #2
you will keep all your p.e.d gains if u 'pct' the right way.

 

[FrancisK]

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[USMuscle9403]

There was a guy who said he bought an entire ranchers outfit and wore it to go get tren pellets, was that you??

The visual cracks me up

Pretty sure it was @Fa Seeshus

Even if he hadn't admitted to it, if you asked me who did some shit like that, I would've guessed him, anyway

Actually, the picture in my head is that jacked squirrel in his avatar in overalls

 

[88shots]

An overweight man sees an ad on his TV, for a guaranteed 5 lb. a week weight loss program. He decides, "what the hell", and calls and purchases it. A week later a beautiful woman shows up at his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, a smile, and a sign around her neck which read, "if you can catch me you can have me", and she started running. He followed. This continued everyday for that week, guaranteed, he lost five lbs. After that, the man saw an ad for a 7 lb. a week weight loss program, which he signs up for. The next day, an even more beautiful woman shows up at his door in similar conditions, and she started running. But this time, he almost caught her. But, guaranteed, he lost 7 lbs. that week. He then signs up for the MAXPRO 10 lb. a week program. The next day, a 300 lb. muscle man shows up at his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection and a sign around his neck which read, "If I can catch you, I can have you." The man lost 17 lbs. that week

 

[Big A]

If you ever wore overalls to walk into your local farming supply to look the part and ask where to buy tren pellets

YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL

I used to do that so much in my early 20's