What the hell is a Metro-sexual???

[Maverick]

Maybe I have missed the boat, but I heard the term Metro-sexual as being reffered to a guy. What the hell is a metro sexual???????




Maverick

 

[joshbarnett]

a straight guy who acts gay-always has his hair perfect, wears only the best clothes, gets manicures, loves the bravo channel lol etc.

 

[Ethan James]

**broken link removed**

 

[jon123123]

a guy who is in touch with his feminine side but he is straight

 

[Jollymon]

Good Grief.

 

[Doggtales]

You should see the episode of South Park where they did the spoof on metro-sexuals.......very funny!!

 

[REA]

hahahhaa

we got lots of those here in this catty city.. its infested with 'em

 

[Steak Helmet]

Ok when a man takes longer than a woman to get ready to me taht is considered GAY...when a man plucks his eyebrows...that is gay...when a man lotions up his body and puts on wrinkle cream, that is GAY.

METRO-SEXUAL = GAY

JMO



STEAK

 

[Vander_V]

Hey my friend David got a facial not to mention a eyebrow plucking from hell his eyebrows looked like they were drawn in with black marker lol and above his eyebrows it was all red as hell , that definetly makes him a metrosexual right??? the dudes a bouncer ,,, i caught his ass getting one done at the hair salon and i was like David is that you and he looked up and was startled , he was like please dont tell anyone and i was like fuck that im telling everyone bro cause thats some sissy ass shit your doing so he started laughing and so did i then he said come on man your really not gonna tell anyone and i said yes actually iam your fucked Davey boy lol.

Moral of the story David is a Metrodude ahaha.

 

[Steak Helmet]

Shit one of the guys here at the gym went in and had laser treatment on his face...he hates to shave. I was sunburnt and he was like you need ALOE, SILVERDINE, and about 5 other bottles of skin treatment. I just laughed....I said I do not need shit wrinklels are a part of life.

 

[DamageInc]

Not for me but to each his own. I shave my arms and back and 'trim' other parts but thats enough for me. If a girl wants a guy who does more to get ready than her than I am not interested in her. Not sure what a true metro is though. Sounds like borderline gay to me but I don't really know. Plus that would seem like it would get expensive to do all that shit. I'll leave that to the girls as I have never had any complaints. But what the fuck do I know

 

[DIEZEL666]

a guy who is in touch with his feminine side but he is straight

So Phil is a metrosexual? LOL. Phil, ygpm.

 

[massmonster32]

Damn I just thought it meant someone who is was gay and from the city. I dont think I would want to be known as a metrowhatever seems sissish and silver spoon fed crybaby.MM

 

[Massive G]

So Phil is a metrosexual? LOL. Phil, ygpm.

Most definitely. Ronnie Coleman too..did you see his pedicure in "The Cost of Redemption?"

 

[DIEZEL666]

Most definitely. Ronnie Coleman too..did you see his pedicure in "The Cost of Redemption?"

I thought that was funny. Everyone was going on and on about how gay Jay Cutler is for his manicures and pedicures, but no one ever mentioned Ronnie's.

 

[IronMike]

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We got an epidemic of em here. Most of my mates are split in two groups now - men, and metrosexuals. metros (and this is a limited list) - are guys who:

- use too many beauty products
- spend more than $20 at the hairdressers
- have ANY colours put in their hair
- wear pink clothes
- wear those stupid tight Ts when they're skinny fools
- wear flared jeans or those ones with silly fade patterns
- sip from a straw
- wear thongs with jeans
- get professionally waxed
- go to solariums when they are not competing, just so no one sees them pale
- doesn't drink beer when they go out to keep their figure, even in the off season
- buys Ts for more than $70 and jeans for more than $200


Basically, a meterosexual is a bloke looking as homosexual as he can, whilst liking girls. It must be a confusing time for the homos out there.

IronMike

 

[NuTsOe]

just to clear this up

Ironmike men have barbers fags have hairdressers

 

[Conan21]

dudes wearing thongs???

i was out last weekend and some girls haveing a bachelorette party asked if the could have my thong. I was like, what kind of guy wears thongs???

i hope i'm not a Metrosexual as i tweeze the middle of my eyebrows and sometimes drink from straws when i'm out to eat (there are germs on there cups) LOL

 

[Maverick]

Wait a minute. I have a pink dress shirt that I bought with a suit and I have those jeans that look faded. Your saying I'm a metro sexual. Oh man I need therapy.




Maverick

 

[Vander_V]

well i got a pink thong and pink leather pants with a really cute hot pink top and i tie a knot in it right over my belly button.

wait a minute does that meen im a metro dude ?,,, DANM IT.