For years I dated strippers. Why?? That's another story.
However, about 4 years ago I was dating a stripper who lived with another stripper. My GF was the jealous type and knew I was a horn dog, so she never allowed me to stay the night at her place. Guess she was afraid I'd wear out the carpet between her and her roommates bedroom.
Anyway, she lived about 90 mins from where I was stationed, so I'd have to drive over to visit. One day, she had me meet her at work. Both her and her room mate was dancing that day and as luck would have it, they both got up on the same stage. Being politically correct, I made it a point of tipping both of them.
When my GF got off stage she stated that she wasn't feeling well and wanted to go home. I offered to take her back but she insisted I stay as I had drove so far to see the club. As she was leaving she told me that she had asked her room mate to take good care of me. I didn't think much of that at the time, but as soon as my GF exited, her roommate was all over me. She whispered in my ear that she had a special evening planned for us. After getting off work, we drove down to the ocean and bunny humped for over 3 hrs.
After it was done, I mentioned that it was pretty kewl that my gf let me have a free pass. She looked at me and said what do you mean? I said, well she said you'd take good care of me, so obviously she had this all planned. The girl shook her head and said...no, she doesn't know a thing about this. I was shocked...and I said, so what was this all about? She then said that normally when two dancers are on stage, they split the tips equally, but my gf took more than her fair share. So to get even, she decided to have sex with her BF. I was in disbelief...as I knew her room mate wouldn't keep her mouth shut, so it was basically signing my death warrant. So I inquired how much money are we are talking about? How much did she jip you out of? I was thinking a couple hundred at least.
The answer: $13
And yes, my GF found out and booted my ass out the door.