You know, I shouldn't laugh.
But, DAMN! Bwahahahahahaha!!! X-cel, that was too friggin' funny. While at the same time, somewhat tragic. Take my advice. Don't hide stuff from the wifey. A girlfriend, yes. Even a fiance. They can become enemies of yours overnight. A wife of many years, though? Bruddah, you better come clean. I know. You ain't gonna hide $hit from them for very long. Of couse, I don't have to tell you that, right? lol.