My wife was a major producer of breastmilk when she was nursing our kids. We had way more than we could use, and we heard there was a market out there for it......so we put an ad out.
You would not believe how many weirdos were hitting us up. I drew the line, and withdrew our ad when an elderly woman asked if she could pay to drink some breastmilk straight from my wife's titty. I wouldn't have believed my wife about the call had she not put it on speaker and let me listen to the conversation. I was so surprised and caught off guard by this ladies request that I didn't think to ask "how much money we talking," lol..!!