Well it’s not really an unreasonable defense. He’d do best by keeping his mouth shut but you’ll ultimately get in a lot more trouble for trafficking crank than you will for steroids.
Since we are all clarifying things, I want everyone to know that I am a "Heterogametic Pre-Nuptial Horizontal Gyration Subcontractor Specialist" and not a "Male Gigalo" or whatever my ex is calling me on Facebook.