with all the talk about newbies

[Mike Hunt]

ok here is some clift notes for you noobs. no search function needed on this one. anyone feel free to add to the list:

**yes you can drink winny
**yes you can mix different oils in a syringe and shoot (ie mix your deca and test)
**gauge size doesnt matter 23g or 25g will work to shoot anywhere
**no orals are not too toxic for your first cycle
**your basic starter cycle is test/deca/dbol
**start slin slowly and work your way up per iu (i started at 4ius a day)
**gh must be taken for months and longer, i dont feel 1 kit is enough to do shit
**who knows how much you will retain after cycle, just eat and lift, dont ask how much
**eat real food, stop wasting your money on creatine and NO expload thinking it'll do shit for you

 

[Rory33]

Great list so far.

I started at 4 a day now I'm at 20iu a day. Anyone trying this tho needs to spend the money and carry a kit to test their sugar levels, and some glucose tabs. Noobs are likely to f this up. Mix up fast acting, long acting also.

**start slin slowly and work your way up per iu (i started at 4ius a day)

 

[Mike Hunt]

Great list so far.

I started at 4 a day now I'm at 20iu a day. Anyone trying this tho needs to spend the money and carry a kit to test their sugar levels, and some glucose tabs. Noobs are likely to f this up. Mix up fast acting, long acting also.

holy fuck you are at 20 ius a day? im only 218 and i stopped at 10ius. are you using humLOG?

 

[SitySlicker1]

more helpful advice....

1ml = 1cc

250mg/ml means that each ml (or cc) you inject will yield 250mg of hormone.

 

[Queefer]

ok here is some clift notes for you noobs. no search function needed on this one. anyone feel free to add to the list:

**yes you can drink winny
**yes you can mix different oils in a syringe and shoot (ie mix your deca and test)
**gauge size doesnt matter 23g or 25g will work to shoot anywhere
**no orals are not too toxic for your first cycle
**your basic starter cycle is test/deca/dbol
**start slin slowly and work your way up per iu (i started at 4ius a day)
**gh must be taken for months and longer, i dont feel 1 kit is enough to do shit
**who knows how much you will retain after cycle, just eat and lift, dont ask how much
**eat real food, stop wasting your money on creatine and NO expload thinking it'll do shit for you

I like creatine and noxpload, but I agree with the rest.

 

[Rory33]

holy fuck you are at 20 ius a day? im only 218 and i stopped at 10ius. are you using humLOG?

I use Novolog 10ius in morning and 10ius post workout. I feel fucking awesome at these levels. Debating dropping to just 10 post and staying year around. I havent done much else recently besides slin cycles. Gonna go another test, gh, slin, dbol cycle tho in a week.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Yes omnadren and sus are the same thing
Yes you can take eq and deca together
once mixed gh has to be kept cold

 

[Rghtnow]

And you need to add this....yes it's necessary to actually train and break a sweat...standing by the water cooler does not qualify as a workout..

 

[jared530]

Dont know about deca for a first cycle.

 

[Rory33]

Dont know about deca for a first cycle.

?? That's one of the mildest an most basic ones out there. Perfect for a test stack for beginners

 

[dwil]

ok here is some clift notes for you noobs. no search function needed on this one. anyone feel free to add to the list:

**yes you can drink winny
**yes you can mix different oils in a syringe and shoot (ie mix your deca and test)
**gauge size doesnt matter 23g or 25g will work to shoot anywhere
**no orals are not too toxic for your first cycle
**your basic starter cycle is test/deca/dbol
**start slin slowly and work your way up per iu (i started at 4ius a day)
**gh must be taken for months and longer, i dont feel 1 kit is enough to do shit
**who knows how much you will retain after cycle, just eat and lift, dont ask how much
**eat real food, stop wasting your money on creatine and NO expload thinking it'll do shit for you

"noobs" shouldn't be taking slin to begin with, that should come later on

 

[aussiebulldog]

more helpful advice....

1ml = 1cc

250mg/ml means that each ml (or cc) you inject will yield 250mg of hormone.

well....almost.

 

[michelin]

Try to get as many calories as you can from real foods e.g. beef, chicken etc as opposed to shakes.

Growing takes place outside of the gym.

Fish oils, multivits and liver protectant (if on orals) are a must.

Nobody is totally anonymous on the internet and you dont know who is reading what you write, So think twice before detailing everything you take and letting every Tom Dick and Harry know your business

Use the search function and be respectful when asking things, it goes a long way and is generally reciprocated.

 

[waynaferd]

Wow, I learned quite a bit today!!

 

[Mike Hunt]

Dont know about deca for a first cycle.

You're kidding right? How is deca any worse than test?

 

[Mike Hunt]

"noobs" shouldn't be taking slin to begin with, that should come later on

I wasn't suggesting tht they shld I was simply writing out most question/answers you normally see

 

[Ironraider]

And you need to add this....yes it's necessary to actually train and break a sweat...standing by the water cooler does not qualify as a workout..

I would also like to add...standing in the corner texting whomever, while on wait on the power rack that you're "using", also is not working out.

Which after some time, WILL cause me to go over and start stripping the weight off the bar and claim it as mine.

This did happened yesterday...I waited and waited, while this kid was texting in the corner...I said enough...couldn't make eye contact with him...so I walked over, took his buck 75 off the bar that he was "squatting" with.

Then he comes over...I pretended never to be none the wiser...Oh were you using this? Well it was empty for almost over 5 minutes...so I'm taking over now. Do we have a problem? He shakes his head, picks up his water bottle and walks away.

'm sure he started texting his friend telling them that he just kicked the shit out of this guy trying to take his weights off the bar...or whatever.

 

[PitbullTank]

-bc "SUUSSSTANOOON" sounds cool and has FOURRRR TESTSSSS :headbang:...it does NOT make it better than cyp or enan:naughty:
-tren is not going to kill you
-your dick only looks smaller bc your legs grew lol
-dont start gear thinking your gonna do ONE cycle to gain 10lbs and stop..you will not stop...you will love this shit...
-becuase something says "xyz labs" or "xyz pharmacy", it does not mean it was made in a real fda labratory/pharmacy
-u will learn to love cialis
-listen more than speak

 

[richiec]

-bc "SUUSSSTANOOON" sounds cool and has FOURRRR TESTSSSS :headbang:...it does NOT make it better than cyp or enan:naughty:
-tren is not going to kill you
-your dick only looks smaller bc your legs grew lol-dont start gear thinking your gonna do ONE cycle to gain 10lbs and stop..you will not stop...you will love this shit...
-becuase something says "xyz labs" or "xyz pharmacy", it does not mean it was made in a real fda labratory/pharmacy
-u will learn to love cialis
-listen more than speak

LMAO!!!!! Classic right there!

 

[Rory33]

-bc "SUUSSSTANOOON" sounds cool and has FOURRRR TESTSSSS :headbang:...it does NOT make it better than cyp or enan:naughty:
-tren is not going to kill you
-your dick only looks smaller bc your legs grew lol
-dont start gear thinking your gonna do ONE cycle to gain 10lbs and stop..you will not stop...you will love this shit...
-becuase something says "xyz labs" or "xyz pharmacy", it does not mean it was made in a real fda labratory/pharmacy
-u will learn to love cialis
-listen more than speak

Lmao should be on a damn gym poster right here