Calmness in our lives

[Sassy]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

 

[hotttsauce]

Sassy that post rocked! Put a smile on this ole mug for sure!

 

[thebrick]

I love it!! Besides, I can't remember what I've started... so how can I finish it?

 

[oldfella]

Very good Sassy!! That made me smile for sure, thank you!

 

[Tyrone]

I took it literally

And now I feel too good too!!





















J/K
Funny posting though!

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

hahaha great post! Maybe he's implying that we should apply his philosophy to one of his shows...

On second thought, nope.

 

[Sassy]

You welcome guys... it really works! Last night I finished off the Halloween candy and a bottle of wine... by the end of the night I was feeling better

 

[Sigmund Roid]

Sassy,

That was good.

However, I hope I don't have to begin practicing the trombone once again. I was so relieved to drop out of band in the 8th grade.

 

[Sassy]

Sigmund Roid, maybe some things are better off left unfinished.

 

[thebrick]

Sigmund Roid, maybe some things are better off left unfinished.

Yes. Sometimes its best to "let go"....

Am I the only one that thinks Dr. Phil is full of sh*t? That it is possible to get so obsessed with our inner self that we forget there is a great big world out there?

 

[Sassy]

No, Brick... you are not the only one who thinks Dr Phil is full of it. I can't stand him. We all know his dieting advise is worthless.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

No, Brick... you are not the only one who thinks Dr Phil is full of it. I can't stand him. We all know his dieting advise is worthless.

What? You don't like his cracker jack psychology? With precious gems like, "If he's beating you, maybe it's because I'm from Texas, but I say get out of there as soon as you can!"

Genius!