First there was fire, then the wheel, and then...

[Shelby]

 

[readyset]

truly man's greatest invention yet! stand aside cancer research!

 

[Yohimbe33]

Sausage gravy? On a biscuit? In a vending machine? What a world we live in

 

[j4ever]

OMG that is funny,im sure the line will be long!

 

[pesty4077]

Ok, that made me LMAO!

 

[billmeek]

ahahaha ohhhh dear. certain aspects (ok many aspects) of our society never cease to sicken me yet still provide a twisted degree of humor. Shelby this gave me a good chuckle.

 

[Emery]

That would be a very popular vending machine on the orthopedic floor where 40 year old fat ladies wonder why they are getting their knees replaced!

This is no shit, took care of a 500 pounder, she came out of surgery and upon opening her eyes mutterred the words "I need lunch and a diet Dr. Pepper!" Most people ask stuff like "is it over" or "damn this hurts" or "I'm gonna puke", not the 500 pounders!

Maybe I could rig that gravy machine up for IV infusion?

 

[Ash2021]

So do you think if I fill my 44 oz super big gulp cup with sausage gravy, it will work like the ultimate weight gain shake?

Beef caaaake!
;cheeky-sm

 

[Druss]

So do you think if I fill my 44 oz super big gulp cup with sausage gravy, it will work like the ultimate weight gain shake?

Beef caaaake!
;cheeky-sm

The very ultimate!
Save money too get 30 bucks gravy for the price of a big gulp.

Btw thats sorta gross... gravy? hmmm sausage and melted cheese i could understand but white gravy? Looks like campbells cream of mushroom...

 

[dalvare1]

I like to top my mountain dew off with a bit of gravy....

wait thats not what its for?!

 

[richiec]

LMFAO, sadly that is what our society craves!!! We want fast fat

 

[mo chuisle]

Wow ... I'm at a loss for words right now.

I will add this, though ... my first experience at a Bob Evans was on the way home from the Arnold, so I got to sample their "Apple Pie Fries." Pure heaven.

 

[J.Blaze]

This is no shit, took care of a 500 pounder, she came out of surgery and upon opening her eyes mutterred the words "I need lunch and a diet Dr. Pepper!" Most people ask stuff like "is it over" or "damn this hurts" or "I'm gonna puke", not the 500 pounders!

A diet dr pepper. I hate that shit when you got a fat ass asking for a diet soda. Diet soda does not mean you are on a diet.

 

[Michaelthomasj]

HOly shit. I cant even imagine the fat and salt content of that shit.