God dammit!

[Big A]

When I was 18, skinny and handsome, I used to work as a nightclub dancer. So I know all the various moves and so on.

Yesterday, I was listening to music and dancing with my 5yo and 3yo daughters. Then MC Hammer - "U Can't Touch This" comes on, so daddy wants to show off since he still remembers all the moves.
Half way through the song daddy was dripping in sweat and about to pass out, but the girls loved it!

Today though, I can't walk as my left ankle is killing me, I can't bend my left leg as the knee is all swollen and I can't hold anything in my right hand as my wrist is buggered.

Getting old...

 

[jimmyjones]

We're not in the 80's bruh, we are in the year 2012

 

[BigJB]

wait for it, wait for it... "TAKE MOAR GH."

obvious sarcasm

least you still got the moves, big guy.

 

[ajdos]

Old age is a bitch.

 

[collinb]

Thank god Im only 20! haha, but i feel like that sometimes

 

[matt1164]

So true. And it sucks

 

[triathloncoach]

You were once handsome?

 

[littlejames]

Thats funny BigA . I have two boys and they think im old when i have mc hammer , vanalia ice and sir mix alot on cd in the jeep! But those are the songs i remember.

SO now my kids say daddy likes big butts .

About the dancing part i tried to hang with my kids with there wii dance game and was hurting for two days.

 

[Big A]

You were once handsome?

And spunky!

 

[Big A]

Thats funny BigA . I have two boys and they think im old when i have mc hammer , vanalia ice and sir mix alot on cd in the jeep! But those are the songs i remember.

SO now my kids say daddy likes big butts .

About the dancing part i tried to hang with my kids with there wii dance game and was hurting for two days.

All that music rocks!

 

[phani]

funny story... and its story of our lives haha

 

[jaltb4k]

i hear ya, i often wonder.........when the hell did i get old? where was i? lol!
on the bright side....despite your abused feeling you have today,your daughters will only remember that their big strong daddy danced like crazy to a song. great story to get my day going!

 

[BuffD]

You probably weren't wearing the MC Hammer pants and that's where you went wrong. Always need the proper equipment :naughty:

 

[knucklehed]

Hahaha, I so feel your pain Big A'. My fifteen year old is always getting me out on the court and football field. I end up limping around for a day or 2 after. Running and jumping are for the young

 

[rock75]

LMAO!!! Can't touch this!!!!

I feel for ya though BigA, my 5 yr old and 3 yr old have me running around like I'm 21 again and my body says you ain't 21 jackass, you can't do that shit anymore ;( - but these are the days we live for, seeing the smiles and hearing the laughter from our children, i will take the pain any day for that cause it's priceless

 

[thebrick]

LOL!!! Good story... but just wait a few more years

 

[Ghost..]

Atleast the girls were entertained!

 

[dudcki27]

That song is gonna be in my head all day long. Lol

 

[Gunsmith]

I feel ya , ive been assistant coaching my son flootball team (7-8yr old) running arounbd and showing them differant things and i feel like i was on the recieving end of an ass beating.

My dad once told me
"if you keep that shit up when you get to be my age , what doesen't hurt , doesn't work"

 

[ShortStop]

Tatum Channing Mathew Mcconaughey look out....... magic Big A,lol