had to share a laugh

[BOOMSHAKER]

10-03-2006 TITLED- ALWAYS LOCK YOUR DOOR!


I almost always have a protein shake about 11am or 11:20am everyday. (mind you I didn't know my secretary is standing at my door watching)

I start getting my jug out, measure out the water and pour it in. Get my protein powder out put it on a blank sheet of paper then roll it up like a funell and pour it into my jug. I shake it reall hard and start to drink, just then my secretary yells out loud "HEY" and I jump so friggin high I spit out the shake all over the front of my desk and wall that I now have brown water running down my wall, hahahaha


Good times, good times! I swear I'll kill that biatch, but she got me real good! hahahaha

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

PAYBACKS

10-27-2006


At 2pm today I knew my secretary had a important phone to make with the pastor of her church.(you can see this is gonna be good huh?) She is trying to get her son(infant) baptized.

So I waited till she started her phone call, at lunch time I ran out and went to the party store near my job and bought one of those little compressed cans of air that makes a really loud horn sound. $4.00 and worth every penny!


I sneak into her office behind her really quiet,
She was about 3 mins into her conversation with the priest, just when she started to tell the priest about how her and her husband attend church all the time, I gave her a blast of the horn and she jumped a mile high shouting OH SHIT (explain that one to the priest) hahahahahahahahahahahaha I was laughing so damn hard I had to take 2 ibuprofens my head was killing me so much from the next 20mins fo laughing! hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA PAY BACKS

 

[vitor]

When are u too going to live out the Bill Clinton Under the desk, cigar in the assitant fantasy??

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

yeah right??!!! hahaha I'm very fortunate I have a cool secretary. She can hang with any joke or prank. She is almost a dead ringer for Pauley Perrette(NCIS-show)

 

[maxsupplements]

classic... purely classic

i have done the shake thing.. try shaking a preworkout SIZEon shake, and the little fizz it creates broke the seal on my cup.. .well, i let it set theere, and grabbed it after it SAT for about 2 minutes, and started to shake it again, and BOOM! the whole top came off and i dumped the whole thing over my desk and LAP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

dude, i was like covered, and my co worker was on the FLOOR ROLLING LAUGHING IT UP!!!!!

i got the brunt end of that one...

 

[littlemack]

Oh man. I just finally read all this shit and its hilarious! This is some funny stuff. I swear, when I make it up to visit Phil this Fall I'm taking one of those airhorns with me and blasting it when he's not looking. Shhhhhhhhh.......I'll get Crystal to catch it on video and we'll post it on Youtube. ahahahahaha

 

[K1]

LMAO

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

Oh man. I just finally read all this shit and its hilarious! This is some funny stuff. I swear, when I make it up to visit Phil this Fall I'm taking one of those airhorns with me and blasting it when he's not looking. Shhhhhhhhh.......I'll get Crystal to catch it on video and we'll post it on Youtube. ahahahahaha

YOUTUBE??????????? you better post that SH*T right here bro! hahahaha We come first!