BIG A....I HAD A SIMILAR EXPIRIENCE!
I GOT PICTURES BACK FROM MY BUDDIES WEDDING LAST SUMMER. OHHHH...NOT GOOD. I SWEAR I LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE JOHN GOODMAN....ROZANNE'S HUSBAND! THING IS ....I WAS UP TO 290 AND ALL PROUD OF BEING MY ALL TIME 'BIGGEST'.....GROSS.....I'D MUCH RATHER WEIGH 30LBS LESS AND NOT HAVE A HEAD LIKE THE BUTCHER'S DOG. GOSH, I LOOKED LIKE A SWOLLEN PIG. SO MUCH FOR BULKING! HAHAHA
USE IT BUDDY! DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS TELLING YOU THAT YOU PROBABLY LOOK GREAT....[YOU KNOW YOU LOOK LIKE ASS! HAHAHA] GET ON IT BRO! OTHERWISE IT'S GONNA SUCK HANGING OUT WITH KIWI WHEN HES ALL FREAKY.....INEVITABLY COMPARISONS WILL BE MADE! HAHAHAA GO, GO, GO!
[JUST TRYING TO MOTIVATE YOU]