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So the other night I am in the gym minding my own business as I usually do. I am in the least frequented parts of the gym, the part that has the squat racks. Typical of an "old school" bodybuilder like myself I am squatting barefoot like I have done thousands of times before and many times in this gym in particular. Well low and behold from all the way across the gym making a beeline towards me is a rapidly aging, fitness bunny, who I have never seen before but does have a name tag. She starts frantically pointing at my feet, which are now dawned in flip flops as my set is over. I remove my headsets to find out where the fire is and which way do I evacuate. The following is a transcript of our conversation.
aeliop: Hi, How are you?
mrs fitness: You can't wear those in here
aeliop: What these half eaten flip flops
mrs fitness: You gotta have athletic shoes on
aeliop: really?
mrs fitness: you can't be barefoot, and you can't wear sandals
aeliop: Well how come all of those ladies over there are wearing sandals and barefoot (I point to the legions of fat, "sweaty bettys" coming from the Yoga class)
mrs fitness: You have to wear athletic shoes
aeliop: Why?
mrs fitness: You might drop a weight on you foot
aeliop: Oh, so if I have athletic shoes on I can drop a weight on my foot and it won't hurt or damage me?
mrs fitness: storms away to the Managers office
Today
Once again this morning I am minding my own business squatting barefoot. Here comes the Manager.
He chokes out a couple of sentences about how I have to have shoes. Pointing to my shoes laying in the corner by my bag, I tell him I have shoes, they are right there. He says he knows I have been told the other night to put on shoes. I try to explain to him that I will as soon as I am done with my set I put them on and wear them in between sets. He gives me the same you gotta wear shoes line and walks away. Well.........since I only had one more set left I went ahead and pounded it out. He apparently sent one of his minions to report back to him what I was up to. The minion saw me still barefoot squatting and reported it back to the Manager.
I was done with training for the day so I put my shoes on, racked my weights and left. I think my membership has been revoked, I guess I will find out tonight when I return to the gym with Marilyn.
aeliop: Hi, How are you?
mrs fitness: You can't wear those in here
aeliop: What these half eaten flip flops
mrs fitness: You gotta have athletic shoes on
aeliop: really?
mrs fitness: you can't be barefoot, and you can't wear sandals
aeliop: Well how come all of those ladies over there are wearing sandals and barefoot (I point to the legions of fat, "sweaty bettys" coming from the Yoga class)
mrs fitness: You have to wear athletic shoes
aeliop: Why?
mrs fitness: You might drop a weight on you foot
aeliop: Oh, so if I have athletic shoes on I can drop a weight on my foot and it won't hurt or damage me?
mrs fitness: storms away to the Managers office
Today
Once again this morning I am minding my own business squatting barefoot. Here comes the Manager.
He chokes out a couple of sentences about how I have to have shoes. Pointing to my shoes laying in the corner by my bag, I tell him I have shoes, they are right there. He says he knows I have been told the other night to put on shoes. I try to explain to him that I will as soon as I am done with my set I put them on and wear them in between sets. He gives me the same you gotta wear shoes line and walks away. Well.........since I only had one more set left I went ahead and pounded it out. He apparently sent one of his minions to report back to him what I was up to. The minion saw me still barefoot squatting and reported it back to the Manager.
I was done with training for the day so I put my shoes on, racked my weights and left. I think my membership has been revoked, I guess I will find out tonight when I return to the gym with Marilyn.