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You can't slip anything past Phil, some of the best research and reading comprension I have ever seen.
Absolutely! I stand chastised!
You can't slip anything past Phil, some of the best research and reading comprension I have ever seen.
your right i probably would like you, then i would tell you to put your shoes on.
in honor of the man in the avatar i hide behind winning the nobel peace prize i offer you this
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They come with 2 sets of shoe strings black and white. I didn't realize they are either/or. Since they were both half way threaded I thought that was the way they were supposed to be. You can imagine the problems that I had threading 2 strings in 1 hole much less tieing them. That wasn't the worst part when I got to the gym a few of the guys were givng me a hard time about the black and white double laces.
You win I put my shoes on.
I picked up some flat bottom Route 66 shoes at Kmart clearance sale today for less then 10 bucks. They come with 2 sets of shoe strings black and white. I didn't realize they are either/or. Since they were both half way threaded I thought that was the way they were supposed to be. You can imagine the problems that I had threading 2 strings in 1 hole much less tieing them. That wasn't the worst part when I got to the gym a few of the guys were givng me a hard time about the black and white double laces.
hahahahaha classic
Thats great...had me chuckling to my self. Aeliop, I would be one of the guys giving you some sh*t for sure in good fun of course.
I kinda like those slippers humalog posted... I ain't gonna lie. I think I'm gonna order some. I can already imagine when i pulls those out. I now lift occcasionally lift w a p. lifter .. He already thinks i am a pussy b/c i bodybuild..haha
Sounds like a good kid that has some fortitude and dedication. I am sure you have been a great influence on him.On a side note, this powerlifter i lift with is this 20 year old. I had seen him in the gym for about 4 years. I would always incourage him to keep bustin' a$$. He started at prolly 5'8, 170 soading wet. He immediately got into p.l. He is in college now (super, super intelligent as well), comes back in the summers and any break. He is now around 240 and is completely natural... kids strong as an ox. Doesn't even really compete just likes moving around wgt.
Do you really think he thinks he is special for squatting 465lbs?
The story gets worse. While I was struggling with the shoes for quite awhile. I can tell Marilyn is getting fidgety. Moving around about 100mph, getting her gym bag out, being just utterly distracting me when I am struggling trying to put those damn strings in those little holes. It's past the time we are supposed to leave for the gym and I am still on shoe 1. Marilyn starts up with lets go, are you ready to go? I wanted to be at the gym already....... and I just explode "stop pressuring me" I scream "I can't concentrate with the pressure you are putting on me" She looks at me kind of dumbfounded and she's like "concentrate on what, tieing your shoes?" I said "well I can't see theres not enough light in here damn it"
She gets pissed and leaves the room to cook some chicken. Later on after the gym she asked what some of the guys were busting my balls about. When I told her she was like "Thats what you were doing?" I could of told you that, they give you 2 sets of laces.
He was taking sooooooo long I thought he was building the shoes, lol....then, I realized, he has been struggling to insert two laces, two different colors in each hole...I asked, umm, hun, what are you doing?...you do know you don't actually insert both laces in each hole in each shoes right? he looks up......
the look..........PRICELESS
I did cook a whole meal waiting for the shoes to take him down....I asked why didnt you give me the damn things, I would of had them on, cleaned house, and been 1/2 way through nmy workout
You got to love the big guy muah!
The story gets worse. While I was struggling with the shoes for quite awhile. I can tell Marilyn is getting fidgety. Moving around about 100mph, getting her gym bag out, being just utterly distracting me when I am struggling trying to put those damn strings in those little holes. It's past the time we are supposed to leave for the gym and I am still on shoe 1. Marilyn starts up with lets go, are you ready to go? I wanted to be at the gym already....... and I just explode "stop pressuring me" I scream "I can't concentrate with the pressure you are putting on me" She looks at me kind of dumbfounded and she's like "concentrate on what, tieing your shoes?" I said "well I can't see theres not enough light in here damn it"
She gets pissed and leaves the room to cook some chicken. Later on after the gym she asked what some of the guys were busting my balls about. When I told her she was like "Thats what you were doing?" I could of told you that, they give you 2 sets of laces.
He was taking sooooooo long I thought he was building the shoes, lol....then, I realized, he has been struggling to insert two laces, two different colors in each hole...I asked, umm, hun, what are you doing?...you do know you don't actually insert both laces in each hole in each shoes right? he looks up......
the look..........PRICELESS
I did cook a whole meal waiting for the shoes to take him down....I asked why didnt you give me the damn things, I would of had them on, cleaned house, and been 1/2 way through nmy workout
You got to love the big guy muah!
That is priceless!! That sounds like something right out of a page in my book...I would be nothing without my girl sometimes
The story gets worse. While I was struggling with the shoes for quite awhile. I can tell Marilyn is getting fidgety. Moving around about 100mph, getting her gym bag out, being just utterly distracting me when I am struggling trying to put those damn strings in those little holes. It's past the time we are supposed to leave for the gym and I am still on shoe 1. Marilyn starts up with lets go, are you ready to go? I wanted to be at the gym already....... and I just explode "stop pressuring me" I scream "I can't concentrate with the pressure you are putting on me" She looks at me kind of dumbfounded and she's like "concentrate on what, tieing your shoes?" I said "well I can't see theres not enough light in here damn it"
She gets pissed and leaves the room to cook some chicken. Later on after the gym she asked what some of the guys were busting my balls about. When I told her she was like "Thats what you were doing?" I could of told you that, they give you 2 sets of laces.
hahaha. I am glad I am not the only one!
The scene: Brick's house, every Saturday morning. Brick's wife likes to hit the gym early. Brick would rather wait a bit after a couple of meals to hit the gym. Brick's wife is dressed and ready to hit the door, "Aren't you ready? I am ready to go now. If I wait too long I won't be in the mood". Brick's answer, "I don't want to rush, I rush all day everyday of the week. Its Saturday, chill a minute". Brick's wife, "Well, I am ready now". Brick, "Let me drink a protein shake first". Brick's wife is by the door tapping her foot staring at Brick. Brick drinks shake and says, "OK, lets go."
THE END (until the next Saturday)
very funny, and I'm glad I'm NOT the only one
Brick, has she left you to go get her work out?
No bro, gay is sticking your dick up another man's asshole. You mean that you find going shoe-less unappealing. Write that next time.its just gay, nearly as gay as 80% fans at the olylimpa watching kai green do his gay dance.
Sorry guys just had to vent
No bro, gay is sticking your dick up another man's asshole. You mean that you find going shoe-less unappealing. Write that next time.