My fiancee needs a sleep aid... can't be a drug

[triathloncoach]

I'm thinking having Tricoach dress up as Tinky Winky (Teletubbies) and read her poetry will work perfectly.

WTF Bro! And who told you about my Tinky Winky costume? If OTH is 420 friendly he must be a fan of the Teletubies.

OTH - Go with some warm milk (Mom's Warm Milk Recipe - Allrecipes.com), it is effective and you know the power of the placebo.

You could give her a massage (or I could).

The key to sleeping at night is not sleeping during the day.

She may be afraid of falling asleep with you in the room.

 

[Sash1987]

Magnesium spray

 

[OuchThatHurts]

She may be afraid of falling asleep with you in the room.

Maybe the other way around! (she's in the will)

 

[Barbie81]

Lavender is very relaxing and can aid sleep.. but i suppose not everyone likes the smell. Or a nice hot bath to wind down but again some people prefer to shower...
Sooooo the best tried tested unbeaten sleep aid would have to be...orgasm
x

 

[renewlyf]

Maybe the other way around! (she's in the will)

Than you better find a cure for her sleep deprivation soon!
A woman sleep deprived is dangerous!

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Than you better find a cure for her sleep deprivation soon!
A woman sleep deprived is dangerous!

lol!

That's why I'm ordering every natural remedy in the book... even some you guys told me about that I never even heard of. Plus I have the rubber mallet if I need to go old school.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Lavender is very relaxing and can aid sleep.. but i suppose not everyone likes the smell. Or a nice hot bath to wind down but again some people prefer to shower...
Sooooo the best tried tested unbeaten sleep aid would have to be...orgasm
x

I like this last remedy... what's your preference on number times per day?
Is it dose respondent or...

Is there a sweet spot?

 

[growth]

Lavender is very relaxing and can aid sleep.. but i suppose not everyone likes the smell. Or a nice hot bath to wind down but again some people prefer to shower...
Sooooo the best tried tested unbeaten sleep aid would have to be...orgasm
x

i use melatonin and some kind of relax sleep tea the lavender relaxes u to love that post above

 

[triathloncoach]

I like this last remedy... what's your preference on number times per day?
Is it dose respondent or...

Is there a sweet spot?

She dates Elvia. How would she know what an orgasm is?

 

[OuchThatHurts]

She dates Elvia. How would she know what an orgasm is?

Hell, I got all excited thinking she meant ME having an orgasm.

Now it all just seems like a lotta work...

 

[Barbie81]

I responded to the thread title...

Ahhh you must be selfish no wonder she cant sleep!!

O believe me TC I was speaking for myself
x

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Ahhh you must be selfish no wonder she cant sleep!!

O believe me TC I was speaking for myself
x

Ouch! Hit me in the man-cards. Sex with me might be the best sleep aid in this thread.

 

[Gators]

Mrs Ouch - "who you going to make happy with that little thing"
Ouch - "uh, me, who else??"

Though it has melatonin in it, True Nutrition's sleep aid is exceptional. Maybe they could whip up a batch melatonin free?

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Mrs Ouch - "who you going to make happy with that little thing"
Ouch - "uh, me, who else??"

Though it has melatonin in it, True Nutrition's sleep aid is exceptional. Maybe they could whip up a batch melatonin free?

No melatonin. Even though it's natural. It's still not a good thing to take since your body produces it in such small amounts. You have to ask yourself if exogenous melatonin with suppress endogenous production.

Gator, your rapid jump to the conclusion as to the size of my member intrigues me. Dream all you want, but don't get too fixated. Because then YOU'LL have trouble sleeping with thoughts of, "Is he, I wonder?"

 

[Gators]

Nice retort, but sorry Sunshine, Homey don't play dat!

 

[triathloncoach]

No melatonin. Even though it's natural. It's still not a good thing to take since your body produces it in such small amounts. You have to ask yourself if exogenous melatonin with suppress endogenous production.

Gator, your rapid jump to the conclusion as to the size of my member intrigues me. Dream all you want, but don't get too fixated. Because then YOU'LL have trouble sleeping with thoughts of, "Is he, I wonder?"

Actually, it's all I ever think about from morning till nite. And in my dreams it's true!!!

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Actually, it's all I ever think about from morning till nite. And in my dreams it's true!!!

Forget that! When did YOU start thinking?

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Nice retort, but sorry Sunshine, Homey don't play dat!

The only part of this I believe is "Nice retort".

 

[Gators]

Just because you fixate on penis doesn't really extrapolate into the person making a inane little quip having the same fixation as you, but hey man, it's ok, if i had a small peener i might have the same insecurity.

Just don't ban me again for taking you to task:naughty:

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Just because you fixate on penis doesn't really extrapolate into the person making a inane little quip having the same fixation as you, but hey man, it's ok, if i had a small peener i might have the same insecurity.

Just don't ban me again for taking you to task:naughty:

There you go again with the size again. All you did was take my observation and said bounces off of me sticks to you...


You already been pwned, son!