O/T Little Johnny, god bless him

[oldfella]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and

Go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane

in a passionate embrace.



Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain

Himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the

Playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.



I went back tolook and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take

off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt

Jane...



'Johnny this is such an interesting story, let's save it

for supper tonight, I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it.



At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his

story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw

Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.



Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

 

[Mini Monster]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[elings]

NOW THATS A GOOD JOKE. THANKS FOR SHARING IT.