Pesty's top 10 reasons how you know, you are getting older.

[pesty4077]

My top 10 reasons how I know I am getting older.

1. The younger crowd calls you Sir!

2. Testosterone shots are not just for Body Building purposes.

3. You need reading glasses to see anything 2 feet in front of your nose.

4. The pains don't heal as fast as they use too!

5. You have hair growing in places you never had before.

6. The wrinkles on your face, no longer bother you.

7. If you get your wife pregnant at this age, your son will be able to kick your ass.

8. You have to get the one physical you been dreading, the Prostate test.

9. They are asking about your grandkids, even though you don't have any. Smart Asses!

10. You now find the naps your were making fun of your Grandpa for taking, are necessary to you.


Any older PM members feel free to add.

 

[Lenny]

Pesty, you know I am only 29, so not trying to add to the list, but if my mind serves me right...you are aging just fine! Are gonna make me find a pic of you all shredded and post it. There is plenty, well a majority of kids half your age who could not pull the lean muscle tissue you have on your frame. You motivate me to not fear getting older because we just need to adapt and find ways to anti-age or at least have the look of anti-aging!

Now back to topic....I am can't really add to this thread yet.

 

[Johnny Smiles]

my list:

i am not quite as ancient as pesty p messing with you bro! you do look GREAT) but here is my experience:
1. being called sir by guys not that young OUCH
2. GREY hair
3. injuries
4. doctor visits in general

my grandad always said "you gotta be tough to get old."
and i think you gotta be even tougher to get old and keep lifting. PESTY you are an inspiration!
-JS

 

[hawkmoon]

The big one for me is that my facial hair is almost totally white.
Maybe I'll dress up like a jacked Santa this year

 

[kscowboy]

Bad thing is all of this started for me when i was 35 (3 years ago)..LOL

 

[eroc613]

i am not quite as ancient as pesty p messing with you bro! you do look GREAT) but here is my experience:
1. being called sir by guys not that young OUCH
2. GREY hair
3. injuries
4. doctor visits in general

my grandad always said "you gotta be tough to get old."
and i think you gotta be even tougher to get old and keep lifting. PESTY you are an inspiration!
-JS

I had my first gray hair a 14!!

 

[Michaelthomasj]

Numbers 1,3,4,5 i can relate to, but The rest are closing in on me. Funny but true post brother!

 

[cuz]

1. When someone asks your age and you have to think about it.
2. Pissing more often.

 

[buselmo]

when i get old... i wanna be just like you, sir! LOL

My top 10 reasons how I know I am getting older.



5. You have hair growing in places you never had before.

i'm only 28 (gonna be 29 in 4 weeks)... but i can relate to this... you look at those new hairs and say "REALLY???!!! OUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN MY BODY YOU HAD TO GROW OUT HERE???" LOL!

hell, i'm running out of places where hair doesn't grow

 

[pesty4077]

when i get old... i wanna be just like you, sir! LOL



i'm only 28 (gonna be 29 in 4 weeks)... but i can relate to this... you look at those new hairs and say "REALLY???!!! OUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN MY BODY YOU HAD TO GROW OUT HERE???" LOL!

hell, i'm running out of places where hair doesn't grow

LOL, Wait until you have to trim your nose and ears every couple of days!

 

[lynx]

LMAO! This is great!

I had my first gray hair a 14!!

Me too. :che;ky-sm

 

[maldorf]

LOL, Wait until you have to trim your nose and ears every couple of days!

LOL I finally broke down and bought one of those electric trimmers. My wife has been hounding me for a few years now to get one. She used to pluck my ear hairs out by hand, damn that hurts.

 

[MAD_SCIENTIST]

Lol

LOL I finally broke down and bought one of those electric trimmers. My wife has been hounding me for a few years now to get one. She used to pluck my ear hairs out by hand, damn that hurts.

ear hairs??!! So funny grandpa. JK mal. This thread is reminding me of my age. Shucks!!

Take care.
MS

 

[buselmo]

LOL, Wait until you have to trim your nose and ears every couple of days!

hehehehe... i already pluck out my nose hair when i'm bored at work!

 

[aussiebulldog]

its the "for your age" that shits me.
you look good...for your age.
you are huge ...for your age.
you are really strong ...for...

 

[thebrick]

Those are hilarious G! (and true!) Couple more for me...

The real slap in the face is when you get the invitation in the mail to join the AARP!

And what about when someone says "wow, I thought you were in your 40's" and you take that as a compliment!

And what's with that one mutant eyebrow hair that grows an inch an hour? WTF?

 

[MrPump]

7. If you get your wife pregnant at this age, your son will be able to kick your ass.



lol... my 14 yr old would appreciate this one.

 

[Johnny Smiles]

LOL!!!

Those are hilarious G! (and true!) Couple more for me...

The real slap in the face is when you get the invitation in the mail to join the AARP!

And what about when someone says "wow, I thought you were in your 40's" and you take that as a compliment!

And what's with that one mutant eyebrow hair that grows an inch an hour? WTF?

HOLY CRAP LMAO!!! i thought i was the only one!!!! my wife is gonna crack up when i tell her i ain't the only one!
-JS

 

[Gunsmith]

LMAO , man I can relate to a few of those but I'm still a youngster (34).

I feel yall on those bad ass mutant eyebrow hairs , and when you pluck that rascle it feels like its attached to you spine , down by your ass

 

[pesty4077]

And what about when someone says "wow, I thought you were in your 40's" and you take that as a compliment!

OK, Now that made me LMAO, because it is so true!