Semen "makes women happy"

[woofer]

Great piece of British journalism, the BBC reported this today in the health section of their website;

"Scientists in the US believe the mood-altering hormones in semen absorbed through the vagina help to boost women's mood.

Semen contains a range of hormones, including testosterone and oestrogen, both of which have been shown to improve mood."

However, they warned that their findings should not be used to encourage people to practise unsafe sex!

You think having higher than natural Test levels will increase the amount found in Semen? Maybe thats where my girls beard came from!! jokes!

 

[6.8SPC]

What about semen absorbed orally? Do the beneficial hormones in there survive first-pass metabolism? I can't wait to tell the g/f about this, she's pretty health conscious!

 

[woofer]

If only she liked how it tastes!

Seemingly not, (listen to me sounding like im knowledgable about Semen!) i believe the acidic nature of the human stomach will render almost everything in it denatured and/or inactive. However the Registered Dietitian on Baby Fit.com brings to our attention the extra dose of protein she would recieve- presumably as a reward for excellent service....???

 

[saudades]

Seemingly not, (listen to me sounding like im knowledgable about Semen!) i believe the acidic nature of the human stomach will render almost everything in it denatured and/or inactive. However the Registered Dietitian on Baby Fit.com brings to our attention the extra dose of protein she would recieve- presumably as a reward for excellent service....???

You are correct. Everything would be rendered useless. However, you can make it taste better by eating pineapple.

 

[thedonker]

SPERM has a high zinc content good for skin and sore throats, just play the zinc card and before long they will be rubbing it everywhere.



it either contains oxytocin or something like that makes them feel content and like a real woman it is human natures fail safe to get women to reporoduce., I have a book somewhere that details the whole thing, so while they are feeling good about the sperm they recieve our most basic instinct at that poiint is to run and not get eaten, or go to sleep.

 

[maldorf]

Must have the opposite effect on men

Strange, I usually dont feel happy until I get rid of all of semen I have stored up.

 

[MT]

F*cking brilliant!! Great thread!! Keep it going lads.

 

[LEX]

I don't know the scince behind it but it works here at my house.


then there is an inverse relationship with me cause the more I get rid of the more happy I am.....