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I have a tendency to always walk around with raised eyebrows and have since developed a few grand canyon deep wrinkles on my forehead (think of Mel Gibson's forehead, those three deep lines he has). I'm too young for those, so the past couple weeks I've been using a dermaroller to stimulate collagen synthesis a few times a week. It can leave your face a bit red for 24 hours.
So, my wife and I were working out the other day and she say's to me,
Wife: "Hon, why are your eye's yellow?"
Me (ALARMED): "Huh, wha? Yellow? Are you sure? Yellow?" Thinking to myself a mile a minute ("Why? I'm not on any orals. I take Synthergine. What's the deal?"). "OK, are the whites of my eyes yellow, or AROUND my eyes yellow?"
Wife: "Oh, around your eyes... your face is red but around your eyes they're not, like you were wearing sun glasses."
Me: "AAAARRRRRRR!"
So, my wife and I were working out the other day and she say's to me,
Wife: "Hon, why are your eye's yellow?"
Me (ALARMED): "Huh, wha? Yellow? Are you sure? Yellow?" Thinking to myself a mile a minute ("Why? I'm not on any orals. I take Synthergine. What's the deal?"). "OK, are the whites of my eyes yellow, or AROUND my eyes yellow?"
Wife: "Oh, around your eyes... your face is red but around your eyes they're not, like you were wearing sun glasses."
Me: "AAAARRRRRRR!"
