Top 10 things NOT to ask a BBer

[buffbabeca]

1. Do you work out?
(course not stupid.. it's genetics in motion baby)
2. So, are you an athlete or something?Do you run track?
(nah.. bodybuilders aren't athletes.. did you forget that!!! haha)
3. How much can you bench press?
(from the looks of things in my eyes.. more than you can...)
4. Wanna arm wrestle?
(nah.. I might hurt myself...)
5. What can I do to get abs like those?
(work out.?????!?!?!?!?!)
6. My friend competes. Her name is____... Do you know her?
( I won't even go there)
7. Can you flex for me?
(Nah.. gun show is closed for the summer....)
8. So do you have to like diet when you get ready for a show?
(Well.. I'm sure alcohol is considered a weight loss formula right)
9. I bet I can squat more than you!
(yeah.. and I 'm sure you can bull shit just as much as me too..you're doing a fine job of that right now)
10. Can I see you pose?
(how much you gonna pay me?)

 

[Dusty Hanshaw]

3. How much can you bench press?
(from the looks of things in my eyes.. more than you can...)QUOTE]

This is my favorite. I think I get that at least once a day. You should see the look in the persons face when I say 135lbs

 

[oldfella]

Yep number 3 is the killer. I usually reply with "More than I like to"

 

[Massive G]

You can nip the shit in the bud and see their faces by simply answering "I don't"
Hey you pretty big you work out?

"I don't!"

How much you press big man?

"I don't!"


Or simply grunt or growl at them like you are a big dummy like most people think you are.

when I first started working out seriously at 19 I was cruising in my 68 Bird summa time half naked and these idiots came up and started making ape and tarzan noises and said "you suck you big ape!" Luckily I had 2 bananas and and apple and I threw it in their open car smacking them in the forehead..... which if you coulda seen the look on their faces...

but then I got hungry and was mad a t myself for giving my food away..

 

[ALLEX]

Mind if I add #11?

#11 - Do you use steroids?
(Nah, the secret is MuscleTech, but don't tell anyone, ok?)

 

[MattyFSU]

Mind if I add #11?

#11 - Do you use steroids?
(Nah, the secret is MuscleTech, but don't tell anyone, ok?)

That's the best.....you nailed that right on the head. i HATE getting that damn question.

 

[Rob Roy]

I like "So, how much can you lift?" LOL. So, are we talking in terms of sandbags, milkjugs or...
or my fav,
"I used to look just like you." Oh, really? Just like me huh?

 

[buffbabeca]

I like "So, how much can you lift?" LOL. So, are we talking in terms of sandbags, milkjugs or...
or my fav,
"I used to look just like you." Oh, really? Just like me huh?

hahahahahah this thread cracks me up

 

[Dusty Hanshaw]

or my fav,
"I used to look just like you." Oh, really? Just like me huh?

It never stops amazing me that every guy who I talk to that is a middle aged fat slob used to be 260lbs at 5% BF. When a guy says this to me I am always tempted to ask them why they let themselves go.

 

[JustWannaBeHuge]

It never stops amazing me that every guy who I talk to that is a middle aged fat slob used to be 260lbs at 5% BF. When a guy says this to me I am always tempted to ask them why they let themselves go.

just make sure you say it in a polite way, such as: "holy shit, wtf happened dude? did you get cancer? MS? omg, I'll pray for you!" lol

 

[HUTCH]

This is the one I hate from ladies...

"How do I get rid of this stuff uner my arm" ( lady then shakes her tricep in my face as the fat jiggles all around)

 

[oldfella]

This is the one I hate from ladies...

"How do I get rid of this stuff uner my arm" ( lady then shakes her tricep in my face as the fat jiggles all around)

LMAO.......I usually get out the biggest pair of scissors I can find and make chopping motions at the offending part. I then tell them I am less expensive than a plastic surgeon.

 

[jstforme]

It never stops amazing me that every guy who I talk to that is a middle aged fat slob used to be 260lbs at 5% BF. When a guy says this to me I am always tempted to ask them why they let themselves go.

LOL, talking about that....yall ever meet a friend of a friend who they all call "swole" and hes nothing but a lard ass, that always cracks me up.

 

[Vander_V]

3. How much can you bench press?
(from the looks of things in my eyes.. more than you can...)QUOTE]

This is my favorite. I think I get that at least once a day. You should see the look in the persons face when I say 135lbs

I say 800lbs for my bench

and if they ask me if i work out I reply with "I have been thinking about it why you ask?"

When they ask if i juice i say "No of course not, would I look like this if I juiced"

 

[TooPowerful4u]

I say 800lbs for my bench

and if they ask me if i work out I reply with "I have been thinking about it why you ask?"

When they ask if i juice i say "No of course not, would I look like this if I juiced"

You lift weights? I just do pushups and cartwheels and maybe a few butt thrusts here and there.....

 

[maxmuscle925]

when people ask me how much i can bench i always say hmmm......uhhhhh how much does your mom weigh??

 

[JCain]

I always get... "do you play football?"
Um... how many football players are 240 shredded.

Second best is the "how much do you lift?"
I always tell them "100 lbs," after which they usually realize the question was stupid.

 

[thebrick]

This is the one I hate from ladies...

"How do I get rid of this stuff uner my arm" ( lady then shakes her tricep in my face as the fat jiggles all around)

good one... or how about the "I don't want to work out with weights and get those big muscles" from the women?

 

[thebrick]

Mind if I add #11?

#11 - Do you use steroids?
(Nah, the secret is MuscleTech, but don't tell anyone, ok?)

You could say... "yeah I do moth*r f*ckr!!! And I am about to explode into one of those roid rages you heard about on Fox!!!!!!"

 

[Dr.S]

I'm sure many of us have heard this one

" I have a cousin/brother who looks like you...he's a bit bigger though"

I can't even count how many times I got that line when I was around 260lbs-- so I kept wondering where all these huge bastards were hiding.


And why the hell is it OK for strangers or co-workers to flat out ask someone if they are on steroids? I can only imagine what would happen if I asked some super skinny co-worker if he's been hitting the crack pipe or some obese co-worker when they were planning on having their gastric bypass......